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Rewarding failure

Posted on September 14, 2019 by twitmericks

Poor Cameron can’t understand/ Why things didn’t go as he planned,/ But though it’s depressing,/ There is just one blessing – / The book’s earned him 800 grand!/// Poor Cameron can't understandWhy things didn't go as he planned,But though it's … Continue reading →

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Swot is he on about?

Posted on September 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris, who says ‘girly swot’,/ And similar jolly old rot,/ Who reeks of misogyny/ And can’t count his progeny,/ Continues to win diddly-squat./// Old Boris, who says 'girly swot',And similar jolly old rot,Who reeks of misogynyAnd can't count his … Continue reading →

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Stand Down David

Posted on September 14, 2016 by twitmericks

A formerly prominent Brit/ Announced his intention to quit/ As Witney MP/ And use his degree/ In making things all go to shit./// http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/david-cameron-step-down-mp-worst-prime-minister-in-living-history-legacy-theresa-may-tony-blair-a7248326.html A formerly prominent BritAnnounced his intention to quitAs Witney MPAnd use his degreeIn making things all … Continue reading →

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Going, Going… Gong!

Posted on August 5, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a political goner/ Whose prospects got wanner and wanner,/ And so his mate Dave/ In sympathy gave/ George Osborne Companion of Honour./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/04/george-osborne-and-michael-fallon-among-tories-to-get-honours There was a political gonerWhose prospects got wanner and wanner,And so his mate DaveIn sympathy … Continue reading →

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Cameron Up The Khyber

Posted on July 13, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Dave/ Who left Number 10 with a wave, / The cause of his exit/ A gamble on Brexit/ That dug his political grave./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778350 There was an old fellow named DaveWho left Number 10 … Continue reading →

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Cam Shafted

Posted on June 24, 2016 by twitmericks

PM David Cameron quit/ As voters decided to split/ And seek more autonomy/ While the economy/ Sinks ever deeper in shit./// PM David Cameron quitAs voters decided to splitAnd seek more autonomyWhile the economySinks ever deeper in shit. #EURefResults — … Continue reading →

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Dennis the Menace

Posted on April 12, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old Labour MP/ Suspended for bold repartee/ For they must behave,/ Not say #DodgyDave/ However much people agree./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36017171 There was an old Labour MPSuspended for bold reparteeFor they must behave,Not say #DodgyDave However much people agree.#DennisSkinner … Continue reading →

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Family Fortunes

Posted on April 5, 2016 by twitmericks

A tax-dodging fund named Blairmore/ Hides all of its money offshore./ The son of the founder/ Is now a propounder/ Of benefit cuts for the poor./// http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/04/panama-papers-david-cameron-father-tax-bahamas A tax-dodging fund named BlairmoreHides all of its money offshore.The son of the … Continue reading →

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The IDS of March

Posted on March 19, 2016 by twitmericks

A minister named IDS/ Left Cameron’s team in a mess./ He’s quit in disgust/ At cuts so unjust/ That even he can’t acquiesce./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35848687 A minister named #IDSLeft Cameron's team in a mess.He's quit in disgustAt cuts so unjustThat even … Continue reading →

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A Massive Dick

Posted on March 4, 2016 by twitmericks

Said Donald “I thank my creator/ That nobody’s penis is greater/ Lil’ Marco is wrong/ I’ve got a huge schlong”/ Asserted the great mass debater./// http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html Said Donald "I thank my creatorThat nobody's penis is greaterLil' Marco is wrongI've got … Continue reading →

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