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Prorogue Mahone Again

A court found proroguing to stimey,/ As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/ It’s very unlawful/ And also quite awful,/ Misleading the number one limey./// A court found proroguing to stimey,As Johnson has done, rather grimy –It's very unlawfulAnd also … Continue reading

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Swot is he on about?

Old Boris, who says ‘girly swot’,/ And similar jolly old rot,/ Who reeks of misogyny/ And can’t count his progeny,/ Continues to win diddly-squat./// Old Boris, who says 'girly swot',And similar jolly old rot,Who reeks of misogynyAnd can't count his … Continue reading

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Lying Tory

As Boris’s plan went Pete Tong,/ Alone in the Westminster throng,/ House leader incumbent/ Rees-Mogg lay recumbent/ And dreamed of his mother’s chaise longue./// As Boris's plan went Pete Tong,Alone in the Westminster throng,House leader incumbentRees-Mogg lay recumbentAnd dreamed of his … Continue reading

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Yellowhammer horror

The government’s great No Deal wheeze,/ As Op Yellowhammer foresees,/ Means shortages, riots/ And limited diets -/ A little bit of bread and no cheese./// The government's great No Deal wheeze,As Op Yellowhammer foresees,Means shortages, riotsAnd limited diets –A little … Continue reading

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Brecon beacon

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading

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Duff reshuffle

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading

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Tory Story

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading

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Boris’s red herring

The words of the blond ego-tripper/ Who brandished an Isle of Man kipper/ Were piffle and pish -/ For non-EU fish,/ The UK sets rules for the shipper./// The words of the blond ego-tripperWho brandished an Isle of Man kipperWere … Continue reading

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Ambo in limbo

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading

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Was Boris coached?

Amid all the rows and the fusses/ The thing Boris Johnson discusses/ Is how, as was seen/ In 2016,/ He gets quite creative with buses./// Amid all the rows and the fussesThe thing Boris Johnson discussesIs how, as was seenIn … Continue reading

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