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It’s The Way You Vellum

Posted on October 15, 2019 by twitmericks

When Queens read proposals on vellum/ They say what prime ministers tellum,/ But whether on goatskin/ Or Boris’s scroteskin,/ His bills are so rank you can smellum./// When Queens read proposals on vellumThey say what prime ministers tellum,But whether on … Continue reading →

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Prorogue Mahone Again

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A court found proroguing to stimey,/ As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/ It’s very unlawful/ And also quite awful,/ Misleading the number one limey./// A court found proroguing to stimey,As Johnson has done, rather grimy –It's very unlawfulAnd also … Continue reading →

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Pouring Reign

Posted on April 21, 2016 by twitmericks

There is an old woman named Liz/ Who works in the royalty biz/ At 90 today/ I reckon she may/ Consume a few glasses of fizz./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36093306 There is an old woman named LizWho works in the royalty bizAt 90 … Continue reading →

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Singin’ in the Reign

Posted on June 3, 2012 by twitmericks

Elizabeth, Queen of the Brits/ Decided to put on the Ritz/ So we had to give ‘er / A do on the river/ Braving rain as we once braved the Blitz.

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Lovely Jubbillee

Posted on June 3, 2012 by twitmericks

A very old Queen known as Liz/ Has been 60 years in the biz/ In her time on the throne/ She has made it her own/ Tho Chazza may wish it was his. (NB this was originally tweeted in February, … Continue reading →

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The Reign in Spain Is Causing UK Pain

Posted on May 17, 2012 by twitmericks

A queen named Sofia of Spain/ Has made it abundantly plain/ As she wants to alter/ The state of Gibraltar/ She won’t come and cheer Liz’s reign. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/the_queens_diamond_jubilee/9270896/Queen-Sofia-to-snub-Diamond-Jubilee-lunch-over-Gibraltar-row.html  

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Queen of Diamonds

Posted on March 20, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a fairly old queen The 2nd most lasting we’ve seen She told MPs & peers Of her 60-odd years What an absolute blast it’d been. http://www.channel4.com/news/queen-praises-support-of-her-family-during-jubilee-address

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Oldest Queen On the Scene

Posted on February 6, 2012 by twitmericks

A very old Queen known as Liz Has been 60 years in the biz In her time on the throne She has made it her own Tho Charlie Boy wishes ’twas his. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/uk-britain-queen-jubilee-idUKTRE81500J20120206

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