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Royal Pretender

An expert on Harry and Wills/ Named Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills/ Is not, it transpires,/ A squire from the shires,/ But Tommy from New York’s green hills./// https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/british-expert-on-the-royal-family-is-actually-tommy-from-upstate-new-york-1527775859 An expert on Harry and WillsNamed Thomas J. Mace-Archer-MillsIs not, it transpires,A squire … Continue reading

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Meet the Folks

Some folks had a do for their wedding/ Halfway between London and Reading/ He said ‘that was fine,/ But after the wine/ It’s grandad’s reaction I’m dreading’./// Some folks had a do for their weddingHalfway between London and ReadingHe said … Continue reading

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Royal Advice

An old royal monarch named Brenda/ Who’s not meant to do referenda/ Said Think When You Vote/ (Or so goes the quote)/ Betraying a hidden agenda./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/14/queen-scottish-independence-voters-think-carefully-referendum-balmoral https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/511207808122224640

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A Member of the Royal Family

The BBC said to the Palace/ That airing a shot of a phallus/ On Prince William’s forehead/ Was silly & horrid/ But didn’t intend to show malice. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bbc-apologises-for-broadcasting-picture-of-prince-william-with-penis-drawn-on-his-head-8742180.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/363221092405477376

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What Katy Did

There once was a woman named Kate/ Whom royals expected to mate/ And where, as they say/ There’s a Will, there’s a way/ So HRH doth now gestate. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/9719408/Kate-Middleton-is-pregnant.html

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Oldest Queen On the Scene

A very old Queen known as Liz Has been 60 years in the biz In her time on the throne She has made it her own Tho Charlie Boy wishes ’twas his. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/uk-britain-queen-jubilee-idUKTRE81500J20120206

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Royal Pain

There is an old fellow named Phil/Who’s laid up in hospital ill/The royal consort/Is missing the sport/Like the pheasant he’d normally kill. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/885834-prince-philip-misses-boxing-day-hunt-despite-good-third-night-in-hospital

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Royal event

A royal and 3-day eventer/Wed a geezer who plays outside centre/13th-in-line Zara/Had a shiny tiara/That her mother the Princess’d lent ‘er. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/8672985/Zara-Phillips-wedding-a-relaxed-and-modern-affair.html

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