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Duke of hazard

A very old royal named Phil/ Has had to explain to the Bill/ He crashed his Land Rover/ And flipped it right over,/ But still isn’t over the hill. A very old royal named PhilHas had to explain to the … Continue reading

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Old Man Retires

An elderly royal named Phil/ Said now I am over the hill/ I’ll skip every function/ And feel no compunction,/ Just hang in the palace and chill./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636 An elderly royal named PhilSaid now I am over the hillI'll skip … Continue reading

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Royal Pain

There is an old fellow named Phil/Who’s laid up in hospital ill/The royal consort/Is missing the sport/Like the pheasant he’d normally kill. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/885834-prince-philip-misses-boxing-day-hunt-despite-good-third-night-in-hospital

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