Monthly Archives: June 2013

Prehistoric Stones

Posted on June 30, 2013 by twitmericks

Keith, Ronnie, Charlie and Mick Put on a display that was slick The chaps from the Stones Although now old bones Appear to be still in good nick. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23111268 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/351296921870139393

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Don’t Walk

Posted on June 29, 2013 by twitmericks

Two chaps from the old EDL Are with the police for a spell They tried to descend Upon the East End But ended up sharing a cell. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23110566 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/351016197355094020

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Pickles and Salad

Posted on June 27, 2013 by twitmericks

A minister famed for his size, Eschewing a burger and fries, Was filmed eating greens. Such overdone scenes Are taken with salt by the wise. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eric-pickles-weighs-george-osborne-2003657 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/350282435088486400

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Gillard Stitch-up

Posted on June 26, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an Australian knitter Who’s currently feeling quite bitter For old Kevin Rudd Was out for her blood & managed today to outwit ‘er. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23061391 http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/25/gillard-ridiculed-knitting-royal-kangaroo https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/349880946843070467

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The Secret of My Succession

Posted on June 25, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a young man from Qatar Whose parents saw he could go far A posh public school Prepared him to rule So now he’s succeeded papa. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/25/qatar-emir-hands-power-son https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/349644191137144833

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Guilty Pleasure

Posted on June 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old man from Milan/ With hairpiece and permanent tan/ Whose hunger for bunga/ With girls ever younger/ Has earned 7 years in the can. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23034167 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/349202638358847488

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Better Red Ed then Dead Ed

Posted on June 23, 2013 by twitmericks

A young whistleblower named Ed Was wanted by agents, so fled. Abetted by hackers He’s off to Caracas For Snowden, red’s better than dead. ///http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/snowden-departs-hong-kong-for-a-third-country-government-says/2013/06/23/08e9eff2-dbde-11e2-a9f2-42ee3912ae0e_story.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/348829201459187712

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On the Wings of Fiscal Responsibility

Posted on June 20, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a UK politician Named Osborne just like the musician Who sang Wings of Love Thank heaven above We haven’t heard George’s rendition! ///http://news.sky.com/story/1106020/barack-obama-calls-george-osborne-jeffrey https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/347716436552192003

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Catwalk to Perp Walk

Posted on June 19, 2013 by twitmericks

Two trend-setting chaps from Milan Designed lots of frocks, and a plan To minimise tax Upon their vast stacks & so face a year in the can. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22977174 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/347406453902036992

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Art Attack

Posted on June 18, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an art buyer and seller Who throttled his partner Nigella Domestic abuse Can have no excuse So cops went and cautioned the fella.* ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22947383 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/346928912837787648   *Alternative ending if you prefer: “Although one drinks claret not Stella” 

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