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Pickles and Salad

A minister famed for his size, Eschewing a burger and fries, Was filmed eating greens. Such overdone scenes Are taken with salt by the wise. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eric-pickles-weighs-george-osborne-2003657 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/350282435088486400 Advertisements

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On the Wings of Fiscal Responsibility

There was a UK politician Named Osborne just like the musician Who sang Wings of Love Thank heaven above We haven’t heard George’s rendition! ///http://news.sky.com/story/1106020/barack-obama-calls-george-osborne-jeffrey https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/347716436552192003

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Growing Pains

The UK is lacking in growth/ & cuts only lead to more sloth/ So should we cut spending/ Or rack up more lending?/ The Chancellor opted for both. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/mar/20/budget-2013-uk-economic-growth-downgraded The UK is lacking in growth & cuts only lead to more … Continue reading

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Osborne Papers over the Cracks

There once was a wallpaper heir/ Who found that the cupboard was bare/ So what do we get?/ Ever deeper in debt/ No growth and no money to spare. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/05/autumn-statement-2012-key-points?intcmp=239 There once was a wallpaper heir/Who found that the cupboard … Continue reading

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George Osborne – Hot or Not?

George Osborne admits it was hasty/ To put VAT on the pasty/ So he’s axing the tax/ On those cooled on racks/ And allowed to grow tepid & nasty. // http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151287/Pasty-tax-Osborne-reverse-controversial-tax-long-takeaway-food-cooling.html?ITO=1490

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Tory’s Tax Bombshell

Chancellor Osborne was shocked/ His world fundamentally rocked/ That the system is lax/ So the rich evade tax/ Remarks to be ruthlessly mocked. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/economics-blog/2012/apr/10/george-osborne-regret-tax-shock-casablanca

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The Rich Get Richer

Chancellor Gideon’s budget (Apologies if I prejudge it) Will cut top-rate tax Which big business backs But taxpayers mostly begrudge it. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h29Uko_cTu8d0p9uFhjhuPxn9j3A?docId=N1219741332254183721A

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What’s in Store, George?

The Chancellor’s big budget test Is not just to cut or invest The hints he is dropping All point to more shopping GB doing what we do best? http://www.itv.com/news/sunday-trading-law-shelved-for-olympics85476/

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Politician’s mass debate

George Osborne, in his address thanking/The mag for awarding him ranking/Of top politician/Lost all inhibition/Saying GQ was useful for wan- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034694/George-Osborne-makes-w—-joke-picks-award-GQ-magazine.html?ito=feeds-newsxml  

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