Monthly Archives: February 2020

As coronavirus draws near, America’s feeling the fear Of COVID-19. So what does this mean? A boycott of Mexican beer. #coronavirus #COVID19US #coronabeer #coronabeervirus https://t.co/ZYstBrry5q

It’s legal to show a bare breast To get something off of your chest – A French court permits The flashing of tits As long as it’s done to protest. #Femen #France https://t.co/yx12WdQIB9

A sentence on Weinstein is pending On two counts of sexual offending, A court in Manhattan Contriving to flatten His hope of a Hollywood ending. #MeToo #HarveyWeinstein #Weinstein https://t.co/xRKRGdMUBH

A minister earning big bucks Said military strategy sucks – The future he banked on Was weaponized plankton Propelling bomb-filled rubber ducks. https://t.co/Qf0pQzw56e

Some argue it might have been wiser For Johnson to pick an adviser A little less risky Than Andrew Sabisky, A racist far-right sympathiser. https://t.co/mfOWCyHtjB

A virus that’s new on the scene That’s led to a mass quarantine At last has a name, So please put the blame On pathogen Covid-19. #COVID19 #coronoavirusoutbreak #coronavirusupdate https://t.co/FOZSa5LeL3

Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer Stepped back from her pathway to power; Events in Thuringia – The critical thing here – Saw party relations turn sour. https://t.co/AVv2FgKK7L

Republican Senator Mitt’ll Get shit for opposing acquittal And giving the hump To President Trump, Whose ego is famously brittle. #MittRomney #TrumpImpeachment #RomneyIsMyHero #ImpeachmentVote #impeachment https://t.co/1QNE9mN2aX

Israeli spy chiefs were disgraced For loving tahini’s great taste, And sending their spies For West Bank supplies Of Palestine’s sesame paste. #tahini #Israel https://t.co/5no0VZwcIx