Monthly Archives: August 2021

Paul Taylor decided to go/ Through Shitterton, Bell End and co/ To Twatt, all for charity,/ Provoking hilarity/ In Cockermouth and Titty Ho./// https://t.co/qIvaLvzocV

A wannabe discotheque jigger/ Declared “I’m a senior figure/ In Lancaster’s Duchy!”/ The doorman, all touchy,/ Said “Cough up your fiver, you ligger!”/// https://t.co/HMggzziW7t

A global tree-hugging convention/ Gave prizes, with special attention/ To speed of embrace/ And passion, with space/ For marks for artistic invention./// https://t.co/TVGPakde6N

Nirvana the band’s being sued/ By one Spencer Elden, the dude/ Who as a wee tot/ Appeared in the shot/ On Nevermind’s cover, while nude./// https://t.co/FHcaAq2xqo

A council employee named Jo/ Established how far he could go/ By sticking to buses,/ Which may have its plusses,/ But can be a little bit slow./// https://t.co/jmTnjwjGCV

Parisienne Josephine Baker,/ A fabulous mover and shaker,/ Is bringing some jazz/ And razzamatazz/ Where eminent French meet their maker./// https://t.co/NQ1TEr0HJo

A parrot who took a vacation/ And wound up in Waterloo Station/ Is now heard to yap/ “Keep left”, “Mind the gap”/ And tell you your train’s destination./// https://t.co/40JGz6lR3x

The UK consumer is stricken/By news that’ll make pulses quicken,/For shit just got real -/That great Brexit deal/Caused Nando’s to run out of chicken./// https://t.co/CDnxh7Egdl

The Afghan state’s sudden defeat/Left Western pols feeling the heat,/But Raab’s in the clear/For he wasn’t near,/But on a sun-lounger in Crete./ https://t.co/qC1pB5ICGD

A council constructed a mound/ That utterly failed to astound./ Its deputy chief/ Has now come to grief/ For spaffing six million pound./// https://t.co/33Yar6Rryf