Monthly Archives: January 2023

Marie, having built her successOn how to declutter your mess,With kids to spark joy –Two girls and a boy –For tidying couldn’t care less!

Zahawi, the ex-Tory ChairOwed tax that he failed to declare,An easy mistakeFor people to makeWho have a few million spare.

The Chair of our dear BBCHelped fix up a loan guaranteeFor Johnson, who choseWhich name to propose,Now move along, nothing to see. thetimes.co.uk/article/the-bb… bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Conservative Chairman Nadhim,When running the Treasury team,Was told ĺ pay taxOn some of the stacksOf cash from his tax dod… avoidance scheme.

The food standards boss wants to makeIt socially frowned on to takeSweet treats to the officeFor dodging such scoff isToo hard for those ambushed by cake.

Researchers believe overall/ That men whom fast cars most enthral/ Are those who’ve been told/ It’s not just the cold -/ Your dick is in fact rather small.///

Conservative minister ShappsDenies photoshopping his snapsDespite facing stricturesFor posting old picturesWith evident Boris-shaped gaps.

A microbiologist who/ Is gathering samples of poo/ From over the oceans/ Has gone through the motions,/ Creating a gut flora zoo.///

Police pinched alleged rabble-rousers,/ Because people viewed on their browsers/ A video leak/ That made him look weak,/ As President Kiir wet his trousers.///

There was a young prince with red hair/ Who said: “It is rather unfair -/ At Buckingham Palace/ They treat me with malice/ Because I’m the spare, not the heir.”///