Monthly Archives: April 2020

The top Swedish scientist dude So captured the national mood In tackling the virus That some are desirous Of having his likeness tattooed. #COVID19 #Sweden #AndersTegnell https://t.co/rPM1GCywQm

The U.S. pandemic’s killed more Than died in the Vietnam war, With all under threat As bone spurs won’t get You safety, as happened before. #CoronavirusUSA #VietnamWar #BoneSpurs45 #Trump https://t.co/3yFEGRrvXl

The Belgians in lockdown don’t eat/ French fries that you buy on the street,/ So millions of taters/ Will end up in craters/ Unless they can make their own frites./// The Belgians in lockdown don't eatFrench fries that you buy … Continue reading →

A chap who’s an odd shade of peach Says treatments may be within reach, And if ultraviolet Falls short when you trial it, Advises injections of bleach.* #Trump #disinfectant https://t.co/VfTOSQxEuS *This limerick is satirical and should not be read as … Continue reading →

A woman was shot in the chest,/ But saved by her implanted breast:/ The bullet’s deflection/ Affording protection/ By silicone bulletproof vest. /// A woman was shot in the chest,But saved by her implanted breast:The bullet's deflectionAffording protectionBy silicone bulletproof … Continue reading →

The oil price has fallen so far, When sold on the futures bazaar, It’s worth less than nought, Provoking the thought Who’ll pay me to fill up my car?” https://t.co/aat7cxDNZ2

Though Johnson insists he’s Clark Kent/ He’s shown himself in the event/ As focused as Nero,/ Less bold superhero,/ More Bullingdon-bred David Brent./// Though Johnson insists he's Clark KentHe's shown himself in the eventAs focused as Nero,Less bold superhero,More Bullingdon-bred … Continue reading →

Three astronauts landed from space To Earth, quite a different place, But on the space station At least isolation Is one thing you learn how to face. #Covid_19 #ISS https://t.co/mLhpHhLARX

As lockdowns and closures remain,/ The crisis gets ever more plain -/ To boost our resilience,/ It seems tens of millions/ Of pints must be poured down the drain./// As lockdowns and closures remain,The crisis gets ever more plain – … Continue reading →

A tax-averse billionaire Complains that he’s having a ‘mare And wants bailing out, Provoking the shout: “Piss off till you pay your fair share!” #virginatlantic #RichardBranson https://t.co/xeTyWwfLUx