Mick Twister is an anagram of Twitmericks.
Mick writes limericks about the news on Twitter, pretty much daily, as @twitmericks. These are also reproduced below, with links to the relevant news stories.
He is the author of There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks (Anova, 2013) and There Once Was a Man with Six Wives: Kings and Queens in Limericks (Pavilion, 2017)
He writes limericks with a biblical theme for the quarterly 197 Piccadilly magazine. http://www.sjp.org.uk/uploads/1/6/5/7/16572376/____pp197_autumn_2013smaller.pdf
New gongs reward those who’d campaign
For Britain to leave, not remain:
Claire Fox and Kate Hoey,
And Botham, althoey
Is happily living in Spain.
Proposals from President Trump
It may be required to bump
Could have a connection
With POTUS’s piss-poor poll slump.
A Rees-Mogg named Annunziata/
Gave those in impoverished strata/
Her food-buying tips:/
They can’t afford chips?/
Then let them eat home-made frittata!///
A racist spoke out to complain
He’s had to leave Britain for Spain,
For Europe gives Tommy,
The immigrant pommy,
The rights he affects to disdain.
A quack with ideas ever loonier
Says what makes folks iller and punier
Is sex with a demon
That harvests men’s semen
(Her fans include Donald Trump Junior).
One cannot help thinking perhaps/
The reason the government slaps/
Restrictions on Spain/
Pertains, in the main,/
To wanting to quarantine Shapps.///
A woman has made a new line
In flexible face mask design;
The key thing she did
Was put in a lid
From wet wipes, to let in the wine.
Two sex clubs where staff took a stand/
Can open, though brothels are banned;/
The court merely asks/
That clients wear masks/
And service is strictly by hand.///
A sex shop quite near Caesar’s Palace
Was hit by a robber most gallus,
For what could be bolder
Than over your shoulder
To pilfer a three-foot long phallus.