Mick Twister

Mick Twister is an anagram of Twitmericks.

Mick writes limericks about the news on Twitter, pretty much daily, as @twitmericks. These are also reproduced below, with links to the relevant news stories.

He is the author of There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks (Anova, 2013) and There Once Was a Man with Six Wives: Kings and Queens in Limericks (Pavilion, 2017)

He writes limericks with a biblical theme for the quarterly 197 Piccadilly magazine. http://www.sjp.org.uk/uploads/1/6/5/7/16572376/____pp197_autumn_2013smaller.pdf

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Swapo not Gestapo

“I’m no Nazi war crimes belittler”,/

The councillor said, getting brittler;/

“I won’t take the blame,/

My dad chose my name!”/

Declared Uunona Adolf Hitler.///

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Auf Wiedersehen, Pecker

In Germany, cops fearing malice,/

Or actions of pranksters most callous,/

Are scouring an area/

Of southern Bavaria/

In search of Deutschland’s Überphallus.///

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Jozsef, meet G(a)yorgy

An anti-gay Euro-MP
Made off when his sex jamboree
Was busted in lockdown
By putting the cock down
And climbing the gutter to flee.

https://t.co/jFlBYwd7xD

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Egging us on

According to government regs,
Pubs serving from bottles or kegs
Must sell drinkers meals,
Which George Eustice feels
Will stretch to including Scotch eggs.

https://t.co/vASGvlV25G

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Publican Procurement

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What the Fug?

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Frank Judgment

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Not a Priti Sight

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Divine Revelation

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Hair to Trump

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