Mick Twister

Mick Twister is an anagram of Twitmericks.

Mick writes limericks about the news on Twitter, pretty much daily, as @twitmericks. These are also reproduced below, with links to the relevant news stories.

He is the author of There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks (Anova, 2013) and There Once Was a Man with Six Wives: Kings and Queens in Limericks (Pavilion, 2017)

He writes limericks with a biblical theme for the quarterly 197 Piccadilly magazine. http://www.sjp.org.uk/uploads/1/6/5/7/16572376/____pp197_autumn_2013smaller.pdf

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Bradley Expressed

To give poor folks cash will end badly -/

They’ll spend it on crack, said Ben Bradley,/

But since he’s deleted/

These thoughts that he tweeted/

Their context eludes us still, sadly.///

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Masked Raiders

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Carry on Henry

A chap from the party in power

Thinks senior clergy a shower

So utterly rabble-ish,

We should disestablish

And lock them all up in the Tower.///

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No Sex Please We’re British

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Cashbackside

A senator nabbed in Brazil,
Suspected of raiding the till,
Had quite a large sum
Wedged tight in his bum,
While standing suspiciously still.

https://t.co/teeqXYqwUI

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Ballet Nonsense

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Cock Lock Shock

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Reality Check

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SUB JUDICE

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SNP Spreader

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