Sessions out

The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/

Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/

And named a politicker/

Named Matthew Whitaker/

To help cover up his transgressions.///

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general

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Red and Dead

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/
With voters electing a red,/
The pimp Dennis Hof,/
Not being put off/
By his being certified dead.///

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Dump Trump

Significant numbers of voters/

Turned out in the States to give notice/

They’re not gonna plump/

For President Trump /

The next time they’re picking a POTUS.///

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Stellar progress

An asteroid passing our star,/
Resembling a giant cigar,/
Named ‘Oumuamua/
Is like very few are/
And could be a probe from afar.///

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Herd the news?

 

The llamas of upland Peru,/
Best-known for their wool hitherto,/
Have other great features -/
The clever old creatures/
Have found us a treatment for flu.///

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Banks job

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/
He said here’s three million, now spendum,/
Believing that rules/
Are just there for fools,/
While Bad Boys are able to bendum.///

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Happy medium

 

A psychic who comes to orgasm/

Through sex with a randy phantasm/

Enjoys being haunted,/

Declaring, undaunted,/

It’s out of this world when she asm.///

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Batshit flatsit cat shit ruling

A judge ruled in Julian’s spat/

With Ecuador over his flat/

The cost of his stay/

Is paying his way/

And cleaning up after his cat.///

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Buzzing in the aisles

A shop seeking sales stimulation/

And more market share penetration/

Is now selling toys/

An adult enjoys/

With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration.///

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Heads EU win, tails UK loses

The Tories are terribly split/

And Brexit is going to shit/

But kind Mrs May/

Will give the UK/

A shiny new 50p bit.///

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