Going down the tubes

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Feel the buzz

The wasp’s a fastidious vector,/
So not a good pollen collector,/
But orchids persist/
By getting them pissed/
On highly intoxicant nectar.
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Drink, for sake’s sake!

Japan’s asking people to think/
Of ads that will bring back the link/
Twixt young folks and booze;/
The slogan I choose/
Is: “Kids! We will drive you to drink!”

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Karl pulls it off

Karl Andersson (PhD, Manc),/
Whose thesis was ever so frank,/
Earned media scorn/
By watching some porn/
To note its effect on his wank.
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Pecking order

In Italy, signs give direction
For those with a strong predilection
For sucking of face
To find the right place
For public displays of affection.

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Semi-attached

Some students have raised an objection/
To Anthony Gormley’s erection/
Of what some have seen as/
A man with a penis/
In three-metre sideways projection.
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Digital break-up

When children play robots at chess,/
The message is simple: Don’t mess;/
Some kids gotta learn/
To wait for their turn/
Or wind up with one finger less.
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Think it Dover

The UK got into a hole/
By voting to leave in a poll/
And now attacks France/
For seizing the chance/
And taking back border control.
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Shitelist of two

Some Tories are now to discuss/
The choice between Sunak and Truss,/
For picking our leader/
Is something, dear reader,/
That can’t be entrusted to us.
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Eliminating heat

Conservative hopefuls competing/
Ignore how the planet is heating/
As Great Britain sweats/
And Johnson flies jets/
And skips an emergency meeting.
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