Depleted Capacity

There once was a deal on Iranian/
Restraint in enriching uranium,/
Which President Trump/
Decided to dump,/
Not having a brain in his cranium.///

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-nuclear-rouhani/rouhani-says-iran-will-remain-in-nuclear-deal-idUSKBN1I92T7

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Vlad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

For President Vladimir Putin/
His orders are not for disputin’/
And those who protest/
Face speedy arrest/
By riot cops putting the boot in.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44024184

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Flower Show

It’s World Naked Gardening Day/

So cast inhibition away/

And get out your hoses/

To water the roses/

Or ready your bush for display.///

(A hardy perennial – I sowed the seeds of something similar last year, but I’ve been titivating it a bit for this year’s show).

 

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Public Enemy Number Two

A Jersey inspector of schools/
Arrested for flouting the rules/
Was baring his backside/
Each day by the trackside/
And slyly depositing stools.///

 

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What’s Up Doc?

There was an old medical doc/
Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,/
And couldn’t be better,/
But now says his letter/
Was written by Trump – what a shock!///

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Gas Power Stance

Sajid made a stand from the start/
With legs that were splayed wide apart,/
The power position/
A top politician/
Adopts when he’s bracing to fart.///

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Bum Note

The Sainsbury’s chief was caught singing/

How merger has set the tills ringing,/

But “We’re in the Money”/

May not seem so funny/

If job cuts are what the deal’s bringing.///

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Bibi’s Bombshell

PM Netanyahu has shown/

Some files that he says will make known/

A secretive plan/

To flout the nuke ban/

(Iranian, not Israel’s own).///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/15/truth-israels-secret-nuclear-arsenal

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Ruddy Awful

The member for Hastings and Rye/

Has bid the Home Office goodbye;/

Unable to handle/

The Windrushgate scandal,/

And caught by a Ruddy great lie.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43944988

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Korea Progress

The meeting between Kim Jong-un/

And counterpart President Moon/

Began a peace drive,/

But can it survive/

The hand of the orange-faced loon?///

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