Tweet deal

A maverick business big hitter/
Is taking control over Twitter;/
They brokered a deal on/
Terms offered by Elon,/
Who wants it more twisted and bitter.
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https://t.co/lA9LE8cb2J

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Sexism on legs

Anonymous Tory MPs/
Say Angela’s trying to tease,/
Which seems to reveal/
They simply can’t deal,/
As colleagues, with women with knees.
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Stiff challenge

An artist won global regard/
For plaster cast models which starred/
Great figures in rock/
Who gave her their cock,/
Which must have been really quite hard.
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Whip cracks

Mark Harper, ex-Tory chief whip,/
Attacked the PM, letting rip,/
As Johnson entreats/
Those scared for their seats/
To hold off abandoning ship.
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Muck spreader banned

At TikTok they banned, for a bit,
A farmer whose turnip-based skit
Left vegans on edge
By saying their veg
Is grown using animal shit.

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A fix called Rwanda

The UK has signed memoranda/
To fly refugees to Rwanda,/
Distracting from stories/
Of law-breaking Tories -/
Expensively bought propaganda.
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https://t.co/7cJ3lkg9Yb

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Another fine mess

Police have belatedly fined/
Two chaps far too wealthy to mind,/
Who broke all the rules/
And took us for fools,/
Yet shockingly haven’t resigned.
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Sexually charged

As chargers were hacked to show porn,/
The council was driven to warn/
Those filling with juice/
Against the abuse/
Of gearsticks, and blows on the horn.
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Filthy Rish

While Rishi the chancellor whacks/
An increase on other folks’ tax,/
Non-domiciled status/
Ensures zero rate is/
Applied to the family stacks.
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Chat shroom

Mycology experts have found/
A structure of cells underground/
Allowing humungous/
Great networks of fungus/
To chat (and dispute, I’ll be bound).
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