Pride of lions

Although England lost the last game,/
And after the hype and the blame/
It’s not coming home/
But going to Rome,/
The team should feel proud all the same.

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Shiter’s Block

A public house closure occurred/
For reasons you may find absurd:/
A badly blocked loo,/
Apparently due/
To one quite unflushable turd.
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https://t.co/EyozNGZlst

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Sparkling whine

The French have got into a tizz/
At Russia for saying their fizz/
Can’t count as champagne;/
A boycott campaign/
No go though, because it fucks biz.
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Snake in the ass

An Austrian fellow in Graz/
Was just letting off a few faz/
While sat on the loo,/
When next thing he knew,/
A snake bit his sensitive paz!
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https://t.co/ppiScykCma

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There was an old poem by Lear

Two unpublished poems of Lear’s/
Emerged after quite a few years,/
A student at Nottingham/
Happily spotting ’em/
In a collection – three cheers!
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https://t.co/3TBskuKJsc

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Silly country error

The Africa minister Jim,/
Whose grasp of geography’s slim/
Made rather a blunder/
When mourning Kaunda,/
Confusing his Zam with his Zim.
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https://t.co/cpqOpJYnPM

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Impunity Certificate

The government made people cross/
By saying a corporate boss/
Can skip petty rules/
Applied to us fools,/
For whom they do not give a toss.
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https://t.co/50OKnWSlnj

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Matt Finished

Dear Boris, I’m sorry, said Matt,/
For being a hopeless love rat/
And breaking the rules/
Observed by mere fools./
Now YOU wouldn’t do stuff like that.
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https://t.co/UlkeXsDWxw

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Hancockup

The man who cocked up test and trace/
Could still avoid total disgrace,/
Although fucking hopeless,/
If he can just grope less, /

Observing the guide “Hands, arse, space”.///

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F***ing Grope Less!

Matt Hancock, though hugging was banned,/

Took Gina’s arse firmly in hand,/

But Boris, the shagger,/

Can’t give Matt the dagger,/

The blond clearly leading the bland.///

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