Category Archives: football

The Ego has Landed

Posted on November 6, 2015 by twitmericks

A Portuguese footballing star/ Said ‘I am the greatest by far./ Keep Lionel Messi,/ You have to confess he/ Is close but, it’s clear, no cigar’./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34737914 A Portuguese footballing star Said 'I am the greatest by far. Keep Lionel Messi, You have … Continue reading →

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Septic Sepp

Posted on May 28, 2015 by twitmericks

Said FIFA head honcho Sepp Blatter/ “Corruption’s a serious matter./ So should I resign/ Or pour some more wine?/ On balance I favour the latter”./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32923104 Said FIFA head honcho Sepp Blatter Corruption's a serious matter. So should I resign Or pour some … Continue reading →

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FIFA Officials Caught Offside

Posted on May 27, 2015 by twitmericks

The Zurich police made a raid/ Suspecting that millions paid/ To highups at FIFA/ May just be a fee for/ Their votes on where cups’ll be played./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32895048 The Zurich police made a raid Suspecting that millions paid To highups at FIFA May … Continue reading →

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