Monthly Archives: May 2017

Where’s Theresa?

Posted on May 31, 2017 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named May/ Who called a vote then ran away/ So Where is Theresa?/ If anyone sees ‘er/ She missed the debate held today./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40105324 There once was a woman named MayWho called a vote then … Continue reading →

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Take Covfefe

Posted on May 31, 2017 by twitmericks

United States President Truvfefe/ Is angry at negative covfefe/ Some run with the word,/ Some call it absurd/ And many exclaim “What The Fuvfefe?”/// I was bombarded with requests (OK, three) to do this story, but it presented a few … Continue reading →

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Fat Cats in The Hat

Posted on May 31, 2017 by twitmericks

Some bankers whose prose was abstruse/ Took lessons from old Dr Seuss/ I hope they will read/ The Lorax on greed/ And finite resource overuse./// http://uk.businessinsider.com/the-bank-of-england-studied-dr-seuss-books-to-make-its-writing-clearer-and-more-accessible-2017-5 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lorax http://www.seussville.com/books/book_detail.php?isbn=9780394823379 Some bankers whose prose was abstruseTook lessons from old Dr SeussI hope … Continue reading →

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See Ya Later Dictator

Posted on May 30, 2017 by twitmericks

A CIA-trained operator,/ The pineapple-visaged dictator,/ Ran Panama viciously/ And so darn capriciously/ They kicked him out sooner or later./// A CIA-trained operator,The pineapple-visaged dictatorRan Panama viciouslyAnd so darn capriciouslyThey kicked him out sooner or later. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading →

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Cruz Control

Posted on May 29, 2017 by twitmericks

BA CEO Alex Cruz/ Was sorry today on the news/ But says he’s not quitting/ In spite of admitting/ The mother of IT snafus./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-airways-alex-cruz-apologises-travel-disruptions-power-supply-cost-cutting-a7761436.html BA CEO Alex CruzWas sorry today on the newsBut says he's not quittingIn spite of … Continue reading →

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Angela’s Clashes

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

According to Angela Merkel/ The USA led by this jerk’ll/ Be less of a friend/ On whom to depend/ Likewise Mrs May and her circle./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics-merkel-idUSKBN18O0JK According to Angela MerkelThe USA led by this jerk'llBe less of a friendOn whom … Continue reading →

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Kushner Stuffed

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

The FBI’s looking at Jared,/ The fellow Ivanka Trump married -/ The secret discussions/ He had with the Russians/ And messages he might have carried./// http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-fbi-kushner-exclusive-idUSKBN18N018 The FBI's looking at Jared,The fellow Ivanka Trump married,The secret discussionsHe had with the … Continue reading →

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What Katie Did Next

Posted on May 26, 2017 by twitmericks

A media bigot named Katie/ Enjoys being vicious and hatey,/ So when she gets sacked/ Most people react/ In ways that are quite celebratey./// http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/lbc-staff-cheered-katie-hopkins-13097966 A media bigot named KatieEnjoys being vicious and hatey,So when she gets sackedMost people reactIn … Continue reading →

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Hitting the Campaign Trail

Posted on May 25, 2017 by twitmericks

Republican hopeful Gianforte/ Whose fuse couldn’t get any shorte/ Denies he’s at fault/ Tho charged with assault/ For slamming a British reporte./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/25/paul-ryan-montana-gop-greg-gianforte-ben-jacobs Republican hopeful GianforteWhose fuse couldn't get any shorteDenies he's at faultTho charged with assaultFor slamming a British … Continue reading →

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Donald Plump

Posted on May 24, 2017 by twitmericks

Melania Trump met the Pope/ Expecting a message of hope;/ The head of the Vatican/ Said “Donald’s so fatican/ Guess what you feed the big dope!”///  http://nypost.com/2017/05/24/pope-to-melania-what-are-you-feeding-trump/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/867487919409418242

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