Monthly Archives: March 2020

A large herd of goats in North Wales/ Came down from their mountainous trails/ To romp and cavort/ Around a resort/ Unpeopled, as nature prevails./// A large herd of goats in North WalesCame down from their mountainous trailsTo romp and … Continue reading →

An Aussie put magnets in place/ To stop him from touching his face;/ Magnetic force kept ’em/ Stuck fast to his septum,/ And left him a hospital case./// An Aussie put magnets in placeTo stop him from touching his face;Magnetic … Continue reading →

Some specialist retailing hubs/ Donated disposable scrubs/ For COVID-19,/ More usually seen/ In medical fetishist clubs./// Some specialist retailing hubsDonated disposable scrubsFor COVID-19,More usually seenIn medical fetishist clubs.https://t.co/9Kr8j57Mny — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 29, 2020  

The government says it will do Whatever it takes to subdue This awful pandemic, But drop the polemic And work alongside the EU. #COVID2019 #EU #ventilators #coronavirus #COVID19 https://t.co/Ulyiryt5ER

There is an old fellow who’s been / Confirmed to have COVID-19,/ But why was he tested,/ Health workers protested?/ It helps if your mother’s the queen./// #COVID2019 #PrinceCharles https://t.co/jVDU22Ifqr

The Downing St spinners deny/ That Dominic Cummings said/ ‘Why Lock down our community?/ We’ll get herd immunity -/ So what if some pensioners die?’/// The Downing St spinners denyThat Dominic Cummings said 'WhyLock down our community?We'll get herd immunity … Continue reading →

For World Poetry Day, here’s a departure from limericks. Some experiences on Twitter of weird online shopping substitutions brought to mind Lewis Carroll’s surreal poem A Strange Wild Song – my template here. She thought she bought some tampons from/ … Continue reading →

Republican Senator Burr Was briefed as to what would occur, And sold all his shares, A state of affairs That should see him banged up in stir. https://t.co/9ISb2h3TFl #CoronaCrisis #SenatorBurr #BurrKnew #Burr #GOPCorruptionOverCountry

A skull that has been disinterred In Belgium, researchers averred, Was not that of Yorick, But some prehistoric Yet well-preserved chicken-like bird. https://t.co/JjWaLz6OQT

The spread of the virus has shown It’s one of the worst we have known, A serious crisis, So Johnson’s advice is To maybe try sleeping alone. #CobraMeeting https://t.co/J2WlV0pQ6Z