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Monthly Archives: November 2022

Banned aide

Posted on November 30, 2022 by twitmericks
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They think it’s all sober

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The once and future loser

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How the elephants got this drunk

Posted on November 11, 2022 by twitmericks
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Wave goodbye

Posted on November 10, 2022 by twitmericks
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Gav is gone*

Posted on November 9, 2022 by twitmericks

*Headline shamelessly plundered from Politico London Playbook

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Pretty in pink

Posted on November 5, 2022 by twitmericks
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Unpalatable choice

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