Monthly Archives: March 2022

Old Rishi said don’t fund the Russians,/ But when people said in discussions/ “You mean, like your wife?”,/ Said “Don’t give me strife!”/ And sought to prevent repercussions./// https://t.co/g97tKP0BAt

The Oscar night comic, Chris Rock,/ Does gags on occasion that shock,/ But after he made a/ Mean joke about Jada,/ Will jumped up and gave him a sock./// https://t.co/wVtfCyMWRw

Dear Boris, the war in Ukraine,/ Is nothing like Leave v Remain./ Be less of a knob,/ When opening gob,/ Through prior engagement of brain./// https://t.co/bgDKLrSEfC

A driver stoned out of his tree/ Showed cops diplomatic ID/ But to his surprise/ They don’t recognise/ The Mobile Republic of Me./// https://t.co/VaxVH1GVRh

There was an old P&O boss/ Who said “As we’re making a loss,/ We’re sacking you all/ By video call,/And frankly we don’t give a toss”./// https://t.co/qH7UD9CMjb

A logo produced in Australia/ Was dropped after proving a falia/ When women opined/ The emblem designed/ Resembled the male genitalia./// https://t.co/08PeAzq90u

Research has been published revealing/ The pattern of grunting and squealing/ Produced by a pig/ Allows us to dig/ The animal’s innermost feeling./// https://t.co/wWs4k5pQMR

A leader who takes us for schmucks/ Says Washington’s spending big bucks/ On labs from which germs,/ The Kremlin affirms,/ Are spread by migratory ducks./ https://t.co/i4gMJv3Swe

John Bercow, ex-parliament speaker,/ Floor-crossing publicity-seeker/ And question-awarder/ Is now called to order/ For bullying those seen as weaker./// https://t.co/xEHNFtB2UE

A woman who was to be wed/ Pulled out over being misled,/ The match being ended/ Because her intended/ Was lacking in hair on his head./// https://t.co/Ij80qs5tTR