Monthly Archives: November 2017

Hocus Potus

Posted on November 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The POTUS is using his Twitter/ Increasingly as a transmitter/ To pump out fake news/ And Trumpet the views/ Of those who are racist and bitter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42171550 The POTUS is using his TwitterIncreasingly as a transmitterTo pump out fake newsAnd … Continue reading →

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Border Trouble

Posted on November 27, 2017 by twitmericks

A Brexit conundrum that’s bubbling/ Is looking increasingly troubling,/ A deal on the border/ Demanded in order/ To head off a veto by Dublin./// https://news.sky.com/story/ireland-threat-to-veto-brexit-trade-talks-over-border-issue-11144679

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Flatliners

Posted on November 23, 2017 by twitmericks

The forecast of top UK sages/ Regarding stagnation in wages/ Is flatlining pay/ Is with us to stay/ For ages and ages and ages./// The forecast of top UK sagesRegarding stagnation in wagesIs flatlining payIs with us to stayFor ages … Continue reading →

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Disrupter Disrupted

Posted on November 22, 2017 by twitmericks

The ride-share firm Uber got hacked,/ A rather embarrassing fact/ They moved to conceal/ By striking a deal/ To pay those to blame for the act./// The ride-share firm Uber got hacked,A rather embarrassing factThey moved to concealBy striking a … Continue reading →

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Jamaica Coalition? No, we Failed

Posted on November 21, 2017 by twitmericks

In Germany Chancellor Angela,/ A seasoned political wrangler,/ Believes a new poll/ Can rescue her role/ As fruitless discussions entangle ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42057108 In Germany Chancellor Angela,A seasoned political wrangler,Believes a new pollCan rescue her roleAs fruitless discussions entangle 'er. — … Continue reading →

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Basket Case

Posted on November 20, 2017 by twitmericks

  There was an old basketball dad/ Who got Donald Trump a bit mad:/ “LaVar seems to doubt/ I got his son out”,/ Cried POTUS. “Ungrateful. Bad! Sad!”/// http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-father-ucla-player-spar-arrest-china/story?id=51274885 There was an old basketball dadWho got Donald Trump a bit … Continue reading →

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Zimbab-Way Out

Posted on November 19, 2017 by twitmericks

There is an old man from Zimbabwe/ Who seems not to be in a fab way/ He now has to choose/ The hard way, refuse,/ Or opt for the ‘call me a cab’ way./// http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/11/zanu-pf-tells-mugabe-resign-face-impeachment-171119140828593.html There is an old man … Continue reading →

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Kiss Off

Posted on November 18, 2017 by twitmericks

A lewd rock n roller named Gene/ Was barred by Fox News as obscene;/ O’Reilly & Ailes/ Behaved as rogue males/ But guests, as of now, must be clean./// https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/nov/17/gene-simmons-fox-news-kiss A lewd rock n roller named GeneWas barred by Fox … Continue reading →

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Muga-bye?

Posted on November 18, 2017 by twitmericks

Old Robert Mugabe of Zim/ Made life there increasingly grim, / Then plotted for Grace/ To rule in his place,/ The chances of which now look slim./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-42035981 Old Robert Mugabe of ZimMade life there increasingly grim,Then plotted for GraceTo … Continue reading →

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Massive Cock Up

Posted on November 18, 2017 by twitmericks

The navy expresses its shock/ That one of its pilots, ad hoc,/ Used vapour to draw/ What those below saw/ Was two giant balls and a cock./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/locals-left-red-faced-after-navy-pilot-draws-obscene-phallic-sky-art-above-town-1647757 The navy expresses its shockThat one of its pilots, ad hoc,Used vapour … Continue reading →

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