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Spinal tup

The German police are aware/ Of noise driving residents spare,/ But say thorough checks/ Revealed, having sex,/ Two hedgehogs – a prickly pair!/// The German police are awareOf noise driving residents spare,But say thorough checksRevealed, having sex,Two hedgehogs – a … Continue reading

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Drawback-free surgery

An old man went in for an op/ To make his incontinence stop/ But lax supervision/ Around circumcision/ Meant docs gave his foreskin the chop./// An old man went in for an opTo make his incontinence stopBut lax supervisionAround circumcisionMeant … Continue reading

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Sick ardour

A fungus impels the cicada,/ In some psychedelic lambada,/ To shag till it’s dead/ As body parts shed,/ Which doesn’t diminish its ardour./// A fungus impels the cicada,In some psychedelic lambada,To shag till it's deadAs body parts shed,Which doesn't diminish … Continue reading

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Digital enhancement

A Brit who got caught in the snow/ Donated his frostbitten toe/ To put in a drink/ Some Yukonners sink/ Containing such tasty morceaux./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1139168899319177216

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Mouseproud

A pensioner scratching his head/ About who had tidied his shed,/ By using his nous,/ Discovered a mouse/ That didn’t like mess near its bed./// A pensioner scratching his headAbout who had tidied his shed,By using his nous,Discovered a mouseThat … Continue reading

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Gin & shit

Next day when you feel overhung,/ Head pounding, with leathery tongue,/ You’ll sit there and think/ Now why did I drink/ That gin made from elephant dung?/// Next day when you feel overhung,Head pounding, with leathery tongue,You'll sit there and … Continue reading

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Foxy socks

A man with a strange predilection/ Contracted a fungal infection/ From sniffing his socks;/ To get off your rocks/ Like this requires nasal protection./// A man with a strange predilectionContracted a fungal infectionFrom sniffing his socks;To get off your rocksLike … Continue reading

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Christmas stuffing

A mum buying stuff for nativity/ Was thrown by the school’s negativity -/ To her it was news/ Inflatable ewes/ Are some people’s sexual proclivity./// A mum buying stuff for nativityWas thrown by the school's negativity –To her it was … Continue reading

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Man accidentally shoots himself in meat department

In Wal-Mart, a man packing heat/ Was shopping for something to eat;/ The gun, to his shock/ Went off at half-cock/ And gave him reductions on meat./// In Wal-Mart, a man packing heatWas shopping for something to eat;The gun, to … Continue reading

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Size of a cow

An ox of gargantuan size/ Escaped an untimely demise;/ While cattle much shorter/ Were sent to the slaughter,/ Big Knickers has dodged the cow pies./// An ox of gargantuan sizeEscaped an untimely demise;While cattle much shorterWere sent to the slaughter,Big … Continue reading

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