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Wei to go!

The Cabinet row over Huawei/ Unfolded in quite a bizawei:/ Theresa got piqued,/ Said Gavin had leaked/ And told him “Mawei or the Hawei!”/// The Cabinet row over HuaweiUnfolded in quite a bizawei:Theresa got piqued,Said Gavin had leakedAnd told him … Continue reading

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Lunar New Year

To China it seemed opportune/ To claim the dark side of the moon,/ And show, in the race,/ To colonise space,/ Who’s currently calling the tune./// To China it seemed opportuneTo claim the dark side of the moon,And show, in … Continue reading

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Foxy socks

A man with a strange predilection/ Contracted a fungal infection/ From sniffing his socks;/ To get off your rocks/ Like this requires nasal protection./// A man with a strange predilectionContracted a fungal infectionFrom sniffing his socks;To get off your rocksLike … Continue reading

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Pole-axed

A nursery head lost her role/ When parents did not find it droll/ For children to start in/ Their new kindergarten/ While dancers gyrate on a pole./// A nursery head lost her roleWhen parents did not find it drollFor children … Continue reading

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Chinese Burn

In China, old Jeremy Hunt/ Went out of his way to affront:/ ‘My wife’s Japanese – / I mean she’s Chinese”./ Declared the incompetent Cabinet Minister./// In China, old Jeremy HuntWent out of his way to affront:'My wife's Japanese – … Continue reading

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Korea Break

There was a young leader named Kim/ Who went to Beijing on a whim/ He headed to see/ Old President Xi,/ Though Trump thinks it’s all about him./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/kim-xi-meeting-presents-a-new-challenge-for-trump-on-north-korea/2018/03/28/55e7e8a6-31f9-11e8-b6bd-0084a1666987_story.html?utm_term=.6c2d8f0d9e9c There was a young leader named KimWho went to Beijing on … Continue reading

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Xi-Bear

In China it just doesn’t do,/ When airing online points of view,/ To write ‘disagree’,/ Or juxtapose Xi/ With pictures of Winnie the Pooh./// In China it just doesn't do,When airing online points of view,To write 'disagree',Or juxtapose XiWith pictures … Continue reading

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Basket Case

  There was an old basketball dad/ Who got Donald Trump a bit mad:/ “LaVar seems to doubt/ I got his son out”,/ Cried POTUS. “Ungrateful. Bad! Sad!”/// http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-father-ucla-player-spar-arrest-china/story?id=51274885 There was an old basketball dadWho got Donald Trump a bit … Continue reading

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Privates Tossed Out

The PLA’s saying no thanks/ To would-be recruits to its ranks;/ They’re fat, it explains,/ With spermatic veins/ Enlarged after too many wanks./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html The PLA's saying no thanksTo would-be recruits to its ranks;They're fat, it explains,With spermatic veinsEnlarged after … Continue reading

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Panda Panders

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading

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