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Hunt off target

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Caused many in Europe affront/ With dodgy comparisons/ To Red Army garrisons,/ A foolish, ridiculous stunt./// The minister Jeremy HuntCaused many in Europe affrontWith dodgy comparisonsTo Red Army garrisons,A foolish, ridiculous stunt.https://t.co/ZB5U6S81RU#JeremyHunt #EU #BrexitShambles #Tories #ToryConf18 … Continue reading

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EU disrespecting me?

A government failing at Brexit/ Complains the EU disrepexit,/ Creating affront,/ Says Jeremy Hunt,/ By posting cake pix just to vexit./// A government failing at BrexitComplains the EU disrepexit,Creating affront,Says Jeremy Hunt,By posting cake pix just to vexit.#Brexit#TheresaMay#cake#ChequersPlan#Salzburg — Mick … Continue reading

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Chinese Burn

In China, old Jeremy Hunt/ Went out of his way to affront:/ ‘My wife’s Japanese – / I mean she’s Chinese”./ Declared the incompetent Cabinet Minister./// In China, old Jeremy HuntWent out of his way to affront:'My wife's Japanese – … Continue reading

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What’s Up Doc?

Health minister Jeremy Hunt/ Is currently bearing the brunt/ Of doctors’ displeasure/ For his latest measure,/ Regarded as one massive stunt./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bma-says-it-will-stop-jeremy-hunts-forced-junior-doctor-contract-using-all-options-available-to-it-a6867301.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/698254119048445952

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Hunt’s Stunt

There was an old Jeremy Hunt/ Who wanted to lead from the front/ So he said what he thought/ About when to abort/ And everyone said “What a – stunt!” /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19854465

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Reshuffle Kerfuffle

The news on the #reshuffle front/ Is Health’s gone to Jeremy Hunt/ While Baroness Warsi/ Is out on her arsey/ And Lansley’s been given a shunt. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-promoted-to-health-secretary-in-cabinet-reshuffle-as-andrew-lansley-becomes-commons-leader-8104308.html

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Hunt’s Bell-end Trouble

Culture Sec Jeremy Hunt/ Has cocked up a bell-ringing stunt/ As he was town-crying/ The bell-end went flying/ (It did. I’m not just being blunt). //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19010230

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Ad the Spad

There is a young special adviser/ A paid-up News Corp sympathiser/ Who says he was sacked/ Tho his actions were backed/ By superiors older & wiser. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9289559/Leveson-Inquiry-Jeremy-Hunt-raised-no-concerns-about-Adam-Smiths-contact-with-News-Corp-over-BskyB-bid.html

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“My Bad”, says Spad

The special adviser, or SPAD/ Is a highly expendable lad*/ Who will carry the can/ When the shit hits the fan/ So the minister doesn’t look bad. /// (Or lass, obviously – but in this case…) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9226216/Jeremy-Hunt-admits-links-between-adviser-and-News-Corp-clearly-not-appropriate.html

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The Hulture Secretary Jeremy…

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Appears to be bearing the brunt/ As Murdoch bites back/ And may face the sack/ For being a brown-nosing chump. // http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/24/jeremy-hunt-calls-resign-bskyb?newsfeed=true

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