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For Fox Sake, Go!

Complaints of abuse by an anchor/ Whose conduct became ever ranker/ Caused revenue shocks/ So finally Fox/ Reluctantly sacked the old wanker./// http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bill-oreilly-fired-fox-news-statement-confirmation-a7691926.html Complaints of abuse by an anchorWhose conduct became ever rankerCaused revenue shocksSo finally Fox Reluctantly sacked the … Continue reading

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Sheikh Down

A fake sheikh named Mazher Mahmood/ With whom the police would collude/ Who put many stars/ Away behind bars/ Will now himself taste prison food./// https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/oct/05/fake-sheikh-mazher-mahmood-tulisa-contostavlos-trial A fake sheikh named Mazher MahmoodWith whom the police would colludeWho put many starsAway … Continue reading

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Hack Backtrack

A CPS probe that was tracking/ Those guilty of telephone hacking/ Says sadly in terms/ Of bosses of firms/ The proof of involvement is lacking.///  http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/dec/11/no-further-action-against-mirror-over-phone-hacking-cps-says https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/675341267782516736

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Sun Sets On Page 3

Farewell to page 3 of The Sun/ From now on the paper will run/ Bikini-clad tits/ Which better befits/ The serious news on page one./// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jan/19/has-the-sun-axed-page-3-topless-pictures Farewell to #page3 of The Sun From now on the paper will run Bikini-clad tits Which better … Continue reading

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For Fox Sake

A pundit said sharia Birmingham/ Has laws as the imams determine ’em/ He sadly retracts/ His daft #foxnewsfacts/ As nobody else’s confirmin’ em./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11338985/Fox-News-terror-expert-says-everyone-in-Birmingham-is-a-Muslim.html A pundit said sharia Birmingham Has laws as the imams determine 'em He sadly retracts His daft #foxnewsfacts As … Continue reading

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Smooth Criminal

There was an old fellow named Dave/ Who hired a phone-hacking knave./ He’s now been convicted/ As many predicted/ When Cameron dug his own grave. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27998411 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482085773609816064

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Hacked Off

When Coulson was hacking a phone/ He acted completely alone/ However it looks/ The court says Ms Brooks/ Could not have conceivably known./// http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/andy-coulson-rebekah-brooks-phone-hacking-trial https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481401231664250880  

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News of The Screws

The ex-tabloid editor Andy/ Admitted that when he got randy/ He romped in the sack/ With fellow Screws hack/ Rebekah (his boss, which was handy) ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/14/andy-coulson-affair-rebekah-brooks-was-wrong The ex-tabloid editor Andy Admitted that when he got randy He romped in the sack With fellow … Continue reading

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Hacker Backer

There was an old fellow named Blair/ Who told Mrs Brooks he’d be there/ An older and wiser/ De facto adviser/ With cover-up knowledge to share. ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/feb/19/tony-blair-rebekah-brooks-phone-hacking https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/436173536340611072

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Wendi’s Blair Itch Project

There once was a woman named Wendi/ Whose hubby was old and untrendi/ She craved the blue eyes/ The firm butt and thighs/ Of Tony, her sexier friendi. ///http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/wendi-deng-i-adore-tony-blairs-butt-and-his-pierce-blue-eyes-4292631/ There once was a woman named Wendi Whose hubby was old and … Continue reading

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