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Smooth Criminal

There was an old fellow named Dave/ Who hired a phone-hacking knave./ He’s now been convicted/ As many predicted/ When Cameron dug his own grave. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27998411 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482085773609816064 Advertisements

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Hacked Off

When Coulson was hacking a phone/ He acted completely alone/ However it looks/ The court says Ms Brooks/ Could not have conceivably known./// http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/andy-coulson-rebekah-brooks-phone-hacking-trial https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481401231664250880  

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News of The Screws

The ex-tabloid editor Andy/ Admitted that when he got randy/ He romped in the sack/ With fellow Screws hack/ Rebekah (his boss, which was handy) ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/14/andy-coulson-affair-rebekah-brooks-was-wrong The ex-tabloid editor Andy Admitted that when he got randy He romped in the sack With fellow … Continue reading

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An Unfair Cop

There once was a top woman copper/ Who sadly has now come a cropper/ They sent her to jail/ Over info for sale/ Such conduct considered improper. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21292338 ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/297384371453820928

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Hacked Off

A great many victims of hacking/ Gave press regulation their backing/ Grant, Church, the McCanns/ All Leveson fans/ Found Cameron’s sympathy lacking. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/nov/30/leveson-victims-press-intrusion?intcmp=239

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Coulson & Brooks, Allegedly Crooks

Ex-editors Coulson & Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks/ Or that they conspired/ With others, since fired/ But back then on old Murdoch’s books. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18961228

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PM’s SMS SOS

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

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Majority Report

There was a committee report/ Finding Murdoch a rather bad sort/ And unfit to run/ The Times and The Sun/ Which Tories declined to support. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17912251

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“Murdoch Lies”

Ex-tabloid lawyer Tom Crone/ Helped cover up who hacked whose phone/ But he says it’s a lie/ For Rupe to imply/ He & Myler did so on their own. // http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9229532/Lawyer-Tom-Crone-brands-Rupert-Murdochs-cover-up-claims-a-shameful-lie.html

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Rupe Talks Poop

A media mogul named Rupe/ Says he was kept out of the loop/ By the News of the World/ As the story unfurled/ And was shocked by the Guardian scoop. // http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c9a5ad16-8f8c-11e1-98b1-00144feab49a.html#axzz1t9RyUK4j

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