Tag Archives: rupert murdoch

The Mouse that Roared

Old Murdoch is selling off stocks/ And so opportunity knocks./ A chunk of his business/ Will now be Walt Disney’s/ The mouse having swallowed the fox./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42353545 Old Murdoch is selling off stocksAnd so opportunity knocks.A chunk of his businessWill … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Murdochs Most Foul

There was an old Murdoch named Liz/ Who got in a bit of a tizz/ Elisabeth blames/ Her kid brother James/ For wrecking the family biz. ////http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/aug/23/elisabeth-murdoch-mactaggart-lecture

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Unfit But You Know It?

There was an old man from Australia/ Who tried on MPs, inter alia/ Amnesia, humility/ Disdain and senility/ But in the end it was a failure. // Another from the archives, this first appeared when Murdoch was up before the … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

“Murdoch Lies”

Ex-tabloid lawyer Tom Crone/ Helped cover up who hacked whose phone/ But he says it’s a lie/ For Rupe to imply/ He & Myler did so on their own. // http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9229532/Lawyer-Tom-Crone-brands-Rupert-Murdochs-cover-up-claims-a-shameful-lie.html

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Rupe Talks Poop

A media mogul named Rupe/ Says he was kept out of the loop/ By the News of the World/ As the story unfurled/ And was shocked by the Guardian scoop. // http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c9a5ad16-8f8c-11e1-98b1-00144feab49a.html#axzz1t9RyUK4j

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

He Won’t let the Sun go Down on Him

Old Mr Murdoch of Wapping/Whose journos the Met keeps on copping/Insists that the Sun/Will continue to run/& won’t do illegal eavesdropping.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

James and the Giant Porky

A senior Murdoch called James/Is making preposterous claims/The idea he thought a/Rogue one-off reporter/Was hacking got shot down in flames. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/nov/10/james-murdoch-myler-crone?newsfeed=true

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Who Knews of the World

Ex-Murdoch lawyer, T Crone/Says James knew who hacked Taylor’s phone/The email 4 Neville/Went up to his level/So how many more musta known? http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/sep/06/phone-hacking-jamesmurdoch

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Godfather

So close are old Murdoch and Blair/Apparently Tony was there/When Rupert’s 2 daughters/Got dipped in the waters/Of Jordan, so he’s a godpère. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/8740530/Tony-Blair-is-godfather-to-Rupert-Murdochs-daughter.html

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Man gets custardy

The judicial system has tried/The chap by whom Murdoch was pied/For assaulting a man/With a shaving foam flan/Mr Marbles got 6 weeks inside. http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16042327

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment