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Smooth Criminal

There was an old fellow named Dave/ Who hired a phone-hacking knave./ He’s now been convicted/ As many predicted/ When Cameron dug his own grave. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27998411 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482085773609816064 Advertisements

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News of The Screws

The ex-tabloid editor Andy/ Admitted that when he got randy/ He romped in the sack/ With fellow Screws hack/ Rebekah (his boss, which was handy) ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/14/andy-coulson-affair-rebekah-brooks-was-wrong The ex-tabloid editor Andy Admitted that when he got randy He romped in the sack With fellow … Continue reading

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News of the Screws

A newspaper boss with red hair/ Who liked seeing scandals laid bare/ And her deputy ed/ Were sharing a bed/ In a Hacks in Sack Shackup Affair. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24762474 A newspaper boss with red hair Who liked seeing scandals laid bare And her … Continue reading

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Dominatrix effect

Dominatrix Natalie Rowe/Says #Osborne did coke years ago/But Coulson was nice/& on George’s advice/He was hired (not of course quid pro quo). (tweeted 12/9/11) http://news.scotsman.com/uk/Coulson-39was-behind-spin-over.6835352.jp

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Who Knews of the World

Ex-Murdoch lawyer, T Crone/Says James knew who hacked Taylor’s phone/The email 4 Neville/Went up to his level/So how many more musta known? http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/sep/06/phone-hacking-jamesmurdoch

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Handy Andy

The News of the World saw that Andy/In No. 10 might come in handy/They kept him in gravy/Tho working 4 Davy/For Coulson it was fine & dandy. (tweeted 23/8/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/23/watchdog-investigate-payments-andy-coulson  

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Tuesday July 19, 2011

Wapping whistleblower Sean Hoare/Will spill NI secrets no more/The man’s sadly died/Who said Coulson lied/Over knowledge of breaking the law. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/18/news-of-the-world-sean-hoare

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Monday July 18, 2011

It’s getting increasingly grave/For UK Prime Minister Dave/Arrested Rebekah’s/The top guest at Chequers/And Coulson may well be a knave.

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