Monthly Archives: November 2019

Ice won, Boris!

Posted on November 29, 2019 by twitmericks

The Tories gave Johnson advice/ To shun Corbyn, Sturgeon and Price/ And Berry and Swinson,/ For he’s less convincing,/ On climate, than that block of ice./// #ClimateDebate #C4ClimateDebate #C4News #borisisacoward #BorisJohnsonIsAMelt @bendepear @krishgm https://t.co/uocXvzJSrc

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Where the Sun don’t Shine

Posted on November 28, 2019 by twitmericks

A wellness-through-butt-tanning craze/ Has led to unseemly displays:/ You lie back and splay ’em,/ A warm perineum/ Thus soaking up health-giving rays./// https://t.co/4yKAdtzBFu

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The Moo-trix

Posted on November 28, 2019 by twitmericks

With bovine-adapted VR Cows mentally wander afar To pastures much lusher Than cowsheds inRussia (In physical terms, where they are). https://t.co/y0cpjc1m6R  

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Lam Bested

Posted on November 25, 2019 by twitmericks

The people in charge in Hong Kong,/ Perceived to have handled things wrong,/ Lost out in a vote/ From which one may note/ Support for democracy’s strong./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1198935334337306629

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Truck-up

Posted on November 22, 2019 by twitmericks

To test his unbreakable truck, Musk called on a punter to chuck Steel balls at the glass, Which didn’t quite pass – It shattered the minute they struck. https://t.co/0T4JeJKzWE

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Side by Side by Sondland

Posted on November 20, 2019 by twitmericks

An envoy beyond US borders/ When asked if Zelensky-rewarders/ Had offered a quid/ Pro quo, said they did:/ “We followed the President’s orders”./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1197239640715075584

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t Vex Your Ex

Posted on November 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The PM’s old flame, Ms Arcuri/ Says Johnson had better make shuri/ Picks up her next call,/ Or else she’ll tell all,/ For hell, as they say, hath no furi./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50458461 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1196707056268566528

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Pizzaphile Prince

Posted on November 17, 2019 by twitmericks

A paedo-befriending old prince/ Went public but failed to convince,/ The claim that the royal/ Was simply too loyal/ Made PR professionals wince./// Well, that was Take 1. But there was so much material in the interview, after I wrote … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Water Stupid Decision

Posted on November 15, 2019 by twitmericks

When some in a council debate/ Won out in their bid to frustrate/ All action in Venice/ On climate change menace,/ Their room met a watery fate./// https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/venice-council-chambers-flood-moments-after-rejecting-climate-change-amendments_us_5dcddcb1e4b01f982efef03b?ri18n=true the tweet on twitter

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Onan the Barbarian

Posted on November 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Johnson loves pulling a flanker,/ Attacking his foes with some rancour,/ But since to withdraw/ Was Onan’s true flaw*,/ It’s unclear who here is the wanker./// https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-onanism-jeremy-corbyn-brexit-speech-election-tories_uk_5dcaf96de4b0eb9121299377?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan the tweet

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment