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Don’t Think and Drive

An Everton striker named Wayne/ When asked by his wife to explain/ Said when I am drinking/ My organ for thinking/ Regrettably isn’t the brain./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wayne-rooney-thinks-his-marriage-is-over-after-drink-drive-charge-a3625986.html An Everton striker named WayneWhen asked by his wife to explainSaid when I am … Continue reading

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Farage’s European Unions

A Frenchwoman’s lover named Farage/ Is joined to a German by marriage,/ Though closer relations/ With such EU nations/ We tend to hear Farage disparage./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/06/nigel-farages-wife-pictured-without-wedding-ring-ex-ukip-leader/ A Frenchwoman's lover named FarageIs tied to a German by marriageTho closer relationsWith such … Continue reading

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Lord of Misrule

An old orange bra-wearing Lord/ Had fun as he snorted and whored/ But public life’s cruel/ And so Baron Sewel/ Must publicly fall on his sword./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33685519 An old orange bra-wearing Lord Had fun as he snorted and whored But public life's … Continue reading

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Lord Sewel Follows Party Line

A peer judging conduct has quit,/ Apparently no longer fit,/ As tabloid reports/ Showed film where he snorts/ Some coke off a prostitute’s tit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33667676 A peer judging conduct has quit, Apparently no longer fit, As tabloid reports Showed film where he snorts Some … Continue reading

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Plonker Plonks Plonker in Plonk

The member for Redlands, Australia/ Sent photos of his genitalia/ Plonked in red wine/ To his concubine/ A rare feat of true bacchanalia. ////http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/queensland-mp-peter-dowling-steps-down-amid-scandal-over-indecent-images-8748307.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364767402745016322  

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F***ing while Rome Burns

The downgrade of Italy’s rating/Berlusconi finds so aggravating/But Silvio let/Italy build up debt/While the old goat was off fornicating. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14993848

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