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Peer-to-peer Network

There was an old Tory named Zac/ Whom voters had given the sack;/ “Dear boy, have no fear,/ I’ll make you a peer!”/ Said Boris, and brought him straight back./// There was an old Tory named ZacWhom voters had given … Continue reading

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Lord of Misrule

An old orange bra-wearing Lord/ Had fun as he snorted and whored/ But public life’s cruel/ And so Baron Sewel/ Must publicly fall on his sword./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33685519 An old orange bra-wearing Lord Had fun as he snorted and whored But public life's … Continue reading

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Lord Sewel Follows Party Line

A peer judging conduct has quit,/ Apparently no longer fit,/ As tabloid reports/ Showed film where he snorts/ Some coke off a prostitute’s tit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33667676 A peer judging conduct has quit, Apparently no longer fit, As tabloid reports Showed film where he snorts Some … Continue reading

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3 Lords-a-Ligging

There were 3 old men in the Lords/ Who wanted to up their rewards/ When tempted with cash/ They got a bit rash/ & so had to fall on their swords. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-suspends-peers-over-lobbying-sting-as-sleaze-row-returns-to-westminster-8641085.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/341239338014756864

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