Tag Archives: cocaine

Blow for eel population

Posted on January 20, 2019 by twitmericks

The river that flows through The Smoke/ Takes pee flushed by London-based folk,/ And now it’s transpired/ That eels become wired,/ From swimming through all of their coke./// The river that flows through The SmokeTakes pee flushed by London-based folk,And … Continue reading →

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Party Line

Posted on March 1, 2016 by twitmericks

A County Down priest is reported/ Last year to have gaily cavorted/ With Nazi regalia/ In wild bacchanalia/ Where coke was apparently snorted./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-35688401 A County Down priest is reportedLast year to have gaily cavortedWith Nazi regaliaIn wild bacchanaliaWhere coke … Continue reading →

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Lord of Misrule

Posted on July 28, 2015 by twitmericks

An old orange bra-wearing Lord/ Had fun as he snorted and whored/ But public life’s cruel/ And so Baron Sewel/ Must publicly fall on his sword./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33685519 An old orange bra-wearing Lord Had fun as he snorted and whored But public life's … Continue reading →

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Lord Sewel Follows Party Line

Posted on July 26, 2015 by twitmericks

A peer judging conduct has quit,/ Apparently no longer fit,/ As tabloid reports/ Showed film where he snorts/ Some coke off a prostitute’s tit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33667676 A peer judging conduct has quit, Apparently no longer fit, As tabloid reports Showed film where he snorts Some … Continue reading →

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The Co-op’s Crystal Methodist

Posted on November 19, 2013 by twitmericks

An old crystal methodist bloke/ Was videoed paying for coke./ He practised his lines/ Ignoring the signs/ His bank was effectively broke. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24989742 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/402856811419549696

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Special Delivery

Posted on September 12, 2013 by twitmericks

Police have moved in to detain/ A mum-to-be catching a plane./ Officials suspecting/ She wasn’t expecting/ Discovered the bump hid cocaine. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/video-canadian-woman-held-over-baby-bump-cocaine-stash-8811328.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378198073672884224

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Trick or Coke?

Posted on November 2, 2012 by twitmericks

A party of children in Oldham/ Did as authorities toldham/ When drugs & not sweets/ Were given as treats/ The kids neither took ’em nor soldham. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392

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