Monthly Archives: May 2018

Irelandslide

The Irish reform referendum/ Saw women, and men who defendum,/ Asserting their choice,/ And using their voice/ On laws that control, to amendum./// https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/abortion-referendum/ The Irish reform referendumSaw women, and men who defendum,Asserting their choice,And using their voiceOn laws that … Continue reading

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Courtroom Drama

A very obnoxious old dork/ Appeared in a court in New York/ On charges of rape/ And couldn’t escape/ His own Harvey Weinstein perp walk./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44257202 A very obnoxious old dorkAppeared in a court in New YorkOn charges of rapeAnd … Continue reading

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Bad Korea Move

Old President Trump, on a whim,/ Has cancelled his summit with Kim;/ If Trump had his eyes/ On a Nobel Peace Prize,/ The chances now look pretty slim./// Old President Trump, on a whim,Has cancelled his summit with Kim;If Trump … Continue reading

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No Place Like Home

A couple evicted their son,/ Insisting it had to be done./ He cried: “That’s not fair,/ I can’t go out there -/ I haven’t yet hit 31!”/// A couple evicted their son,Insisting it had to be done.He cried: "That's not … Continue reading

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Having Your Pie in the Sky and Eating it

Said Boris: “If I am to fly/ The globe praising Brexit on high/ I need my own plane/ So we can maintain/ Our exports of pie in the sky”./// Said Boris: "If I am to flyThe globe praising Brexit on … Continue reading

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Pig Tail

A man who was tailed by a porker/ Called cops in to deal with the stalker;/ The hog said: “You rotters,/ Don’t handcuff my trotters -/ He’s just an unsociable walker!”/// A man who was tailed by a porkerCalled cops … Continue reading

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Way Off Target

Let’s go around laying the blame/ On ritalin, sexual shame,/ Abortion or doors -/ Pick any old cause,/ Just don’t put those guns in the frame./// Let's go around laying the blameOn ritalin, sexual shame,Abortion or doors –Pick any old … Continue reading

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Meet the Folks

Some folks had a do for their wedding/ Halfway between London and Reading/ He said ‘that was fine,/ But after the wine/ It’s grandad’s reaction I’m dreading’./// Some folks had a do for their weddingHalfway between London and ReadingHe said … Continue reading

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Dying for a Shag

Oh pity the poor antechinus,/ The cause of whose rapid decline is/ That sex for the guys/ Provokes their demise -/ Survival-wise, rather a minus./// Oh pity the poor antechinus,The cause of whose rapid decline isThat sex for the guysProvokes … Continue reading

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End of the Line

With Stagecoach and Virgin’s derailing/ By transport supremo Chris Grayling/ The privatisation/ Of train operation/ Is shown to be far from plain sailing./// With Stagecoach and Virgin's derailingBy transport supremo Chris GraylingThe privatisationOf train operationIs shown to be far from … Continue reading

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