Monthly Archives: June 2019

Was Boris coached?

Amid all the rows and the fusses/ The thing Boris Johnson discusses/ Is how, as was seen/ In 2016,/ He gets quite creative with buses./// Amid all the rows and the fussesThe thing Boris Johnson discussesIs how, as was seenIn … Continue reading

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The Birds

A couple were trapped for a week/ By gulls that would dive-bomb and shriek,/ Until a gazebo/ Put up by the Beeb o-/ Verhead made them safe from the beak./// A couple were trapped for a weekBy gulls that would … Continue reading

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De Pfeffel kerfuffle

Police were called out to a flat/ Where neighbours reported a spat/ As Carrie slammed Bozza/ And told him he wozza/ Red wine-spilling, unfeeling brat./// Police were called out to a flatWhere neighbours reported a spatAs Carrie slammed BozzaAnd told … Continue reading

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Field of combat

A violent fellow named Field/ Whom video footage revealed/ To roughly sequester/ A woman protester/ May find that his fate is now sealed./// A violent fellow named FieldWhom video footage revealedTo roughly sequesterA woman protesterMay find that his fate is … Continue reading

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Carrie on regardless

The woman in charge in Hong Kong/ Admitted she got some things wrong/ And shelved extradition,/ And now her position/ Is not looking terribly strong./// https://www.vox.com/2019/6/18/18683582/hong-kong-extradition-bill-protests-china The woman in charge in Hong KongAdmitted she got some things wrongAnd shelved extradition,And … Continue reading

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Careless whisker

A presser at which bureaucrats/ In Pakistan reeled off some stats/ Was knocked out of kilter/ Because of a filter/ That saw them appearing as cats./// A presser at which bureaucratsIn Pakistan reeled off some stats Was knocked out of … Continue reading

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Mass debater pulls out

Advisers designing the grid/ For Boris’s leadership bid,/ With reason mistrusting/ Their man at a hustings,/ Made sure that he ran off and hid./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48663546 Advisers designing the gridFor Boris's leadership bid,With reason mistrustingTheir man at a hustings,Made sure that … Continue reading

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Party animal

The ex-Labour member for Streatham,/ Would join any party that leatham;/ He’s now a Lib Dem,/ But only pro tem,/ Till someday the Tories will geatham./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116 The ex-Labour member for Streatham,Would join any party that leatham;He's now a Lib … Continue reading

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Ten Tory Hopefuls

Ten Tory hopefuls/ Standing in a line/ Harper had to scarper/ And then there were nine./ *** Nine Tory wannabes/ Dicing with our fate/ Leadsom proved too dreadsome/ And then there were eight./ *** Eight Tories sought to move/ Next … Continue reading

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Digital enhancement

A Brit who got caught in the snow/ Donated his frostbitten toe/ To put in a drink/ Some Yukonners sink/ Containing such tasty morceaux./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1139168899319177216

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