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Hacks and Hoaxes

A fellow named Jayden K. Smith/ Is hacking your kin and your kith,/ So do not befriend him!/ (A small corrigendum,/ Apparently this is a myth)./// Here’s why you should ignore that ‘Jayden K Smith’ hacker Facebook message A fellow named … Continue reading

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Gold Digger

A popular artist named West/ Admits he’s unusually blest/ With wealth in great store,/ But hankers for more -/ Please Zuckerberg, Kanye invest?/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35576432/kanye-west-really-wants-1-billion-from-mark-zuckerberg https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/699528039647068160

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Anti-Social Network

A network came in for attacks/ Regarding avoidance of tax/ What no UK profit?/ Oh Facebook come off it/ Brit users are earning you stacks!/// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/oct/22/facebook-uk-corporation-tax https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/653630446870339584

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Sad Face :-(

Old Facebook provoked a commotion/ By doctoring news feed promotion/ To post stuff that’s sad/ And make us feel bad/ Then monitor user emotion. ///http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/29/trickcyclists_mess_with_facebook_users_emotions/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483563258935521281  

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Peer-to-pier – Facebook User Tries Stumbleupon

A woman who walked by the quay/ Was glued to her phone on FB/ But couldn’t update us/ Regarding her status/ Because she fell into the sea./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/18/woman-falls-off-pier_n_4465527.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/413319417108254720  

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Writing on the Wall for Facebook?

A number of top US banks/ Are liable now to close ranks/ Over just who was told/ As FB shares were sold/ “Cut and run – before flotation tanks!” /// http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-0523-facebook-regrets-2-20120523,0,2596022.story  

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Geeks bearing Gifts?

Zuckerberg, king of the geeks/ Will be, in a matter of weeks/ Like a zillionaire/ With his big Facebook share/ So will Mr Z bail out the Greeks? /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/may/17/facebook-ipo-key-players

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Floating Network? It May Yet Work

A big social network, FB/Filed an IPO with SEC/Which means in the end/It must choose which to friend/The Nasdaq or NYSE. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2012/02/02/facebooks_new_stock_ticker_why_not_like_or_poke/

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His Face an Open Book

Mark Z, who invented FB/Has got issues with settings, I see/As he’s fallen victim/To hackers who picked ‘im/& published his photos with glee. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/8938725/Facebook-privacy-flaw-exposes-Mark-Zuckerberg-photos.html

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Bigot Deal

A Glaswegian man aged 28/Is Her Majesty’s newest inmate/The bigot was tried/And got 8 months inside/For #Facebook sectarian hate. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15333744

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