Tag Archives: pakistan

Sharif don’t like it

Posted on July 28, 2017 by

The Panama leaks brought to grief/ The man who was Pakistan’s chief/ And so for the want/ Of a credible font/ The country is now sans Sharif./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/pakistan-prime-minister-nawaz-sharif-corruption-supreme-court-disqualified-oust-kicked-out-charges-a7864116.html The Panama leaks brought to griefThe man who was Pakistan's chiefAnd so … Continue reading →

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Fine Young Criminal

Posted on April 12, 2014 by

A 9-month old boy from Lahore/ Is not on a rap any more./ Attempting to murder -/ Could this be absurder?/ At least they can wait till he’s 4! ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/ninemonthold-baby-attempted-murder-charges-thrown-out-by-pakistan-court-9256077.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/454936582836211712

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Grieve Comes to Grief

Posted on November 24, 2013 by

The minister Dominic Grieve/ Who yesterday seemed to believe/ Corruption was Asian/ Upon cogitation/ Now gives Pakistan a reprieve. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25072685 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/404383057119281152

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Sharif the Chief

Posted on May 12, 2013 by

A fellow named Nawaz Sharif/ Is set to be Pakistan’s chief./ He staged a revival,/ Upstaging his rival,/ To old Imran Khan’s disbelief. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22420033 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333567990459162625

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See Ya Later, Ex-dictator

Posted on April 18, 2013 by

There was an ex-military man/ Who used to control Pakistan/ But faced with arrest/ At a judge’s request/ Musharraf the Powerful ran. ///http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/pakistans-musharraf-flees-court-after-bail-revoked/2013/04/18/96238544-a7ff-11e2-a8e2-5b98cb59187f_story.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/324876553165094915

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They Don’t Want No Education

Posted on October 9, 2012 by

The Taliban Mujahideen/ Shot and wounded a girl of 14/ For going to school/ And opposing their rule/ And so their true colours are seen. ///http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/school-girl-who-blogged-against-taliban-attacked-in-pak-277380

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No We Khan’t

Posted on October 7, 2012 by

There was an old chap, Imran Khan/ Who set off for Waziristan/ To condemn drone attacks/ But was stopped in his tracks/ By the government of Pakistan. ///http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2012/10/2012107141138951980.html

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Scheming and Blaspheming

Posted on September 2, 2012 by

A girl was allegedly framed/ By an imam police have now named/ On charges of blasphemy/ This law’s an ass for me/ Pakistan should be ashamed. ////http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19454739

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The Doctor Is In

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

A doctor from north Pakistan/ Ensured US spies got their man/ With fake vaccinations/ The ramifications/ Were 33 years in the can. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/24/world/asia/doctor-who-helped-find-bin-laden-given-jail-term-official-says.html

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Widows Bin Nicked

Posted on March 8, 2012 by

Three women called Mrs Bin Laden Saw Pakistan’s attitude harden The widows now held Will all be expelled Unless someone buys them a pardon.   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17303173  

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