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Duff reshuffle

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading

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Tara Theresa

So farewell Prime Minister May,/ Your leadership’s now had its day./ You scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ And pissing your mandate away./// So farewell Prime Minister May,Your leadership's now had its day.You scored an own goalBy calling … Continue reading

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Tory Story

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading

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Jo’s wins on

A Lib Dem MP named Jo Swinson/ Was chosen to follow old Vince ‘n‘/ Become party head/ By seeing off Ed,/ Her lead being fairly convinson./// A Lib Dem MP named Jo SwinsonWas chosen to follow old Vince 'n'Become party … Continue reading

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Mass debater pulls out

Advisers designing the grid/ For Boris’s leadership bid,/ With reason mistrusting/ Their man at a hustings,/ Made sure that he ran off and hid./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48663546 Advisers designing the gridFor Boris's leadership bid,With reason mistrustingTheir man at a hustings,Made sure that … Continue reading

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Party animal

The ex-Labour member for Streatham,/ Would join any party that leatham;/ He’s now a Lib Dem,/ But only pro tem,/ Till someday the Tories will geatham./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116 The ex-Labour member for Streatham,Would join any party that leatham;He's now a Lib … Continue reading

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Tory stories

Conservative wannabe Rory/ Denounces the false fairy story/ That Brexit’s a breeze/ But this may not please/ The average vote-wielding Tory./// Conservative wannabe RoryDenounces the false fairy storyThat Brexit's a breezeBut this may not pleaseThe average vote-wielding Tory.#RoryStewart #ToryLeadeshipContest #toryleader … Continue reading

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What’s up, CHUK?

A party whose prospects were fucked/ Decided to auto-destruct;/ Six MPs resigned/ And so left behind/ A CHUK even Chuka had chucked./// A party whose prospects were fuckedDecided to auto-destruct;Six MPs resignedAnd so left behindA CHUK even Chuka had chucked.#CHUK … Continue reading

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Partying of ways

A small group of Labour MPs/ Whom Corbyn is causing unease/ Decided to quit,/ Creating a split,/ While Tories said ‘More of this, please!’/// A small group of Labour MPsWhom Corbyn is causing uneaseDecided to quit,Creating a split,While Tories said … Continue reading

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No laughing matter

A clown said ‘it really does irk us,/ As disciplined, highly-skilled workers,/ When folks say “You clown!”/ To put MPs down’ -/ I’d like to see them run a circus!’/// A clown said 'it really does irk us,As disciplined, highly-skilled … Continue reading

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