Tag Archives: politics

Mass debater pulls out

Advisers designing the grid/ For Boris’s leadership bid,/ With reason mistrusting/ Their man at a hustings,/ Made sure that he ran off and hid./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48663546 Advisers designing the gridFor Boris's leadership bid,With reason mistrustingTheir man at a hustings,Made sure that … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Party animal

The ex-Labour member for Streatham,/ Would join any party that leatham;/ He’s now a Lib Dem,/ But only pro tem,/ Till someday the Tories will geatham./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116 The ex-Labour member for Streatham,Would join any party that leatham;He's now a Lib … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tory stories

Conservative wannabe Rory/ Denounces the false fairy story/ That Brexit’s a breeze/ But this may not please/ The average vote-wielding Tory./// Conservative wannabe RoryDenounces the false fairy storyThat Brexit's a breezeBut this may not pleaseThe average vote-wielding Tory.#RoryStewart #ToryLeadeshipContest #toryleader … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

What’s up, CHUK?

A party whose prospects were fucked/ Decided to auto-destruct;/ Six MPs resigned/ And so left behind/ A CHUK even Chuka had chucked./// A party whose prospects were fuckedDecided to auto-destruct;Six MPs resignedAnd so left behindA CHUK even Chuka had chucked.#CHUK … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Partying of ways

A small group of Labour MPs/ Whom Corbyn is causing unease/ Decided to quit,/ Creating a split,/ While Tories said ‘More of this, please!’/// A small group of Labour MPsWhom Corbyn is causing uneaseDecided to quit,Creating a split,While Tories said … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

No laughing matter

A clown said ‘it really does irk us,/ As disciplined, highly-skilled workers,/ When folks say “You clown!”/ To put MPs down’ -/ I’d like to see them run a circus!’/// A clown said 'it really does irk us,As disciplined, highly-skilled … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Vince fails to pull it off

The speech said ‘erotic’ and ‘spasm’,/ But Vince in his enthusiasm/ Got nervous and slipped,/ And mangling the script,/ Cocked up his linguistic orgasm./// The speech said 'erotic' and 'spasm',But Vince in his enthusiasmGot nervous and slipped,And mangling the script,Cocked … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Red or Dead

In fundraising Labour’s ahead,/ Securing a whole heap of bread/ From those who are living,/ While most donors giving/ Conservatives money are dead./// RED OR DEAD In fundraising Labour's ahead,Securing a whole heap of breadFrom those who are living,While most … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

No Joy for Rajoy

A Spanish PM with a beard/ Declared “it is just as I feared -/ Unable to handle/ The spread of this scandal,/ It seems I have just been cashiered”./// A Spanish PM with a beardDeclared "it is just as I … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Conte Do it? No ‘e Can’t

A would-be prime minister fella/ For Italy’s pop-right umbrella/ Was summoned to Rome/ But had to go home/ Frustrated by old Mattarella./// A would-be prime minister fellaFor Italy's pop-right umbrellaWas summoned to RomeBut had to go homeFrustrated by old Mattarella.https://t.co/vD8Sqm9jPS#ItalexitContinue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment