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World Dom-ination

Posted on January 3, 2020 by twitmericks

A would-be commander of geeks/ Has posted a job ad that seeks/ His own kindred souls,/ To fill Whitehall roles/ With asocial weirdos and freaks./// A would-be commander of geeksHas posted a job ad that seeksHis own kindred souls,To fill … Continue reading →

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Tory Story

Posted on December 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris the Brexiteer Tory/ Has carried his party to glory/ And now calls the shots,/ Although for the Scots/ The poll told a different story./// Old Boris the Brexiteer ToryHas carried his party to gloryAnd now calls the shots,Although … Continue reading →

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Jeez, We Can’t!

Posted on December 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Responding to Thursday’s election/ With calls for some time for reflection,/ A leader named Corbyn/ Is slowly absorbing/ The scale of the voters’ rejection./// Responding to Thursday's electionWith calls for some time for reflection,A leader named CorbynIs slowly absorbing The … Continue reading →

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Onan the Barbarian

Posted on November 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Johnson loves pulling a flanker,/ Attacking his foes with some rancour,/ But since to withdraw/ Was Onan’s true flaw*,/ It’s unclear who here is the wanker./// https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-onanism-jeremy-corbyn-brexit-speech-election-tories_uk_5dcaf96de4b0eb9121299377?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan the tweet

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Launching into Trouble

Posted on November 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Welsh minister Cairns has to quit,/ Rees-Mogg is an upper-class twit,/ Whom Bridgen admires,/ A fake ad backfires,/ And Johnson spouts microwaved shit./// On Twitter

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Conference hit

Posted on October 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,/ Enlivened their grand jamboree/ And got himself barred/ For clocking a guard,/ To show law and order is key./// Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,Enlivened their grand jamboreeAnd got himself barredFor clocking a guard,To show law … Continue reading →

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Last Harrumph

Posted on September 22, 2019 by twitmericks

John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,/ Retired and then ranted with rancour/ At those who had paid/ The money that made/ Him one very rich right-wing wanker./// On Twitter  John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,Retired and then ranted with rancourAt those who … Continue reading →

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Duff reshuffle

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading →

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Tara Theresa

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

So farewell Prime Minister May,/ Your leadership’s now had its day./ You scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ And pissing your mandate away./// So farewell Prime Minister May,Your leadership's now had its day.You scored an own goalBy calling … Continue reading →

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Tory Story

Posted on July 23, 2019 by twitmericks

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading →

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