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Onan the Barbarian

Old Johnson loves pulling a flanker,/ Attacking his foes with some rancour,/ But since to withdraw/ Was Onan’s true flaw*,/ It’s unclear who here is the wanker./// https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-onanism-jeremy-corbyn-brexit-speech-election-tories_uk_5dcaf96de4b0eb9121299377?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan the tweet

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Launching into Trouble

Welsh minister Cairns has to quit,/ Rees-Mogg is an upper-class twit,/ Whom Bridgen admires,/ A fake ad backfires,/ And Johnson spouts microwaved shit./// On Twitter

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Conference hit

Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,/ Enlivened their grand jamboree/ And got himself barred/ For clocking a guard,/ To show law and order is key./// Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,Enlivened their grand jamboreeAnd got himself barredFor clocking a guard,To show law … Continue reading

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Last Harrumph

John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,/ Retired and then ranted with rancour/ At those who had paid/ The money that made/ Him one very rich right-wing wanker./// On Twitter  John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,Retired and then ranted with rancourAt those who … Continue reading

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Duff reshuffle

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading

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Tara Theresa

So farewell Prime Minister May,/ Your leadership’s now had its day./ You scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ And pissing your mandate away./// So farewell Prime Minister May,Your leadership's now had its day.You scored an own goalBy calling … Continue reading

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Tory Story

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading

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Jo’s wins on

A Lib Dem MP named Jo Swinson/ Was chosen to follow old Vince ‘n‘/ Become party head/ By seeing off Ed,/ Her lead being fairly convinson./// A Lib Dem MP named Jo SwinsonWas chosen to follow old Vince 'n'Become party … Continue reading

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Mass debater pulls out

Advisers designing the grid/ For Boris’s leadership bid,/ With reason mistrusting/ Their man at a hustings,/ Made sure that he ran off and hid./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48663546 Advisers designing the gridFor Boris's leadership bid,With reason mistrustingTheir man at a hustings,Made sure that … Continue reading

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Party animal

The ex-Labour member for Streatham,/ Would join any party that leatham;/ He’s now a Lib Dem,/ But only pro tem,/ Till someday the Tories will geatham./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116 The ex-Labour member for Streatham,Would join any party that leatham;He's now a Lib … Continue reading

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