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Monthly Archives: August 2020

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Kim Il-Don

Posted on August 31, 2020 by twitmericks
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No cheap sheep

Posted on August 28, 2020 by twitmericks
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Police boob

Posted on August 26, 2020 by twitmericks
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View to a Thrill

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Cover-up at nudist beach

Posted on August 24, 2020 by twitmericks
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Sister Act

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Doctor Dolittles

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We All Build our Portfolios

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Dido of Carnage

Posted on August 19, 2020 by twitmericks
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Epic Fail

Posted on August 17, 2020 by twitmericks

A government lacking a clue/ Reversed what it said it would do,/ The turn that it made/ Reflecting the grade/ That fits its performance – a U.///

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