Monthly Archives: June 2018

Camp Commander

A president lacking a heart/ Tears parents and children apart/ In camps on the border,/ Detained on his order,/ The vile, xenophobic old fart./// A president lacking a heartTears parents and children apartIn camps on the border,Detained on his order,The … Continue reading

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Father Brexmas

Conservative ministers say/ That Brexit will bring the UK/ A shedload of wealth/ To pay for our health,/ Delivered by unicorn sleigh./// https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/health/2018/06/there-no-brexit-dividend-spend-nhs Conservative ministers sayThat Brexit will bring the UKA shedload of wealthTo pay for our health,Delivered by unicorn … Continue reading

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Jacob’s Escape Ladder

Rees-Mogg, the hardline Brexiteer,/ Who manages funds over here,/ Has launched one in Dublin/ Where things look less troublin’ -/ Perhaps to be named Project Fear./// Rees-Mogg, the hardline Brexiteer,Who manages funds over here,Has launched one in DublinWhere things look … Continue reading

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Cocky Raccoon

A daring raccoon in St Paul/ Who scaled a 300-foot wall/ Arrived at the top,/ And seeing the drop/ Said: “Jeez, that’s a helluva fall!”/// https://www.npr.org/2018/06/13/619491657/raccoon-is-trapped-in-minnesota-after-capturing-fans-worldwide?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180613 A daring raccoon in St PaulWho scaled a 300-foot wallArrived at the top,And seeing … Continue reading

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Single Bat

We have a small species of bat/  With quite a confined habitat;/ There’s one of them only,/ And he’s rather lonely,/ So when he dies, that will be that./// We have a small species of bat In quite a confined … Continue reading

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Unreality TV Show

A televised pair on an isle/ Exchange loving looks as they smile/ And Donald picks Kim/ To couple with him/ Until they break up in a while./// A televised pair on an isleExchange loving looks as they smileAnd Donald picks … Continue reading

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Seat of Power

His very own personal loo/ Accompanied Kim when he flew/ So enemy spies/ Cannot analyse/ The DPRK Leader’s poo./// His very own personal looAccompanied Kim when he flewSo enemy spiesCannot analyseThe DPRK Leader's poo.https://t.co/6AsdP8AMzZ#KimJongUn #KimTrumpSummit #SingaporeSummit — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

A big Brexit donor named Banks,/ Who funded the Europhobe ranks,/ Insists in discussions/ He said to the Russians:/ “Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!”/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting A big Brexit donor named Banks,Who funded the Europhobe ranks,Insists in discussionsHe said … Continue reading

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Trading Insults

The G7 summit is done/ And Trump’s new trade war has begun/ The other six feel/ If Trump wants a deal/ He’ll have to set up the G1./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44427660 This is a revised version of my original limerick, which was … Continue reading

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Armageddon Outta Here!

A fellow whose air’s charlatanic/ Is telling us all not to panic/ But when meltdown comes/ Will Boris and chums/ Be first to jump off the Titanic?/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/07/boris-johnson-admits-there-may-be-a-brexit-meltdown A fellow whose air's charlatanicIs telling us all not to panicBut when … Continue reading

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