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A Souvenir of Norway?

In Norway there’s plenty to please,/ The mountains, the fjords and the trees,/ But buy some protection/ To ward off infection -/ The people may have STDs./// In Norway there's plenty to please,The mountains, the fjords and the trees,But buy … Continue reading

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Cock Rock Re-erected

A popular Norwegian rock/ That juts like a priapic cock/ Was broken in malice/ But now the proud phallus/ Thrusts out once again from its block./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40540561 A popular Norwegian rockThat juts like a priapic cockWas broken in maliceBut now … Continue reading

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In Deep Doo-doo

A man who climbed into a loo/ Found this was a dumb thing to do/ He got himself trapped/ Where many had crapped/ Thigh-deep in a cauldron of poo./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/norwegian-man-rescued-trapped-inside-toilet-cato-berntsen-larsen-a7212841.html A man who climbed into a looFound this was a … Continue reading

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Crap Shoot

A fellow in Norway was shot/ While having a sit on the pot./ A man hunting moose/ Took aim and let loose,/ But twas the poor crapper he got. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/24/norwegian-hunter-misses-moose-shoots-man-toilet A fellow in Norway was shot While having a sit on … Continue reading

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Jens Shows Sense

Jens Stoltenberg, Norway’s PM Displayed great composure and phlegm By driving a cab So voters could gab – PR-wise, an absolute gem.  ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23655675 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366645352826277888

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Terror Error

When murderous acts of insanity/ Are justified from Christianity/ Just as with Islam/ We must stand arm in arm/ Proclaiming our common humanity.  /// (Note: this was originally tweeted on July 22, 2011 after Breivik’s killings, but I don’t seem to … Continue reading

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Norway – 12 Points

About 40,000 Norwegians/ All gathered to show their allegiance/ And prove Breivik wrong/ By singing a song/ Of peace between nations and regions. // http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hlwq6dOeVzkV-ceaj7NFY_jpC5wQ?docId=97565122357144b0b5da8ce972e4ddfb

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His Crimes are Legion

A murdering Nazi Norwegian/ At war against social cohesion/ Improbably claims/ Some support for his aims/ From a mythical Knight Templar Legion. // http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209977/I-would-have-done-it-again-Anders-Breivik-claims-his-massacre-was-motivated-by-goodness-not-evil.html

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Morrissey’s beef

A Mancunian singer called Morrissey/Is not greatly gifted with oracy/To compare KFC/To Utoya strikes me/As a gaffe on a scale truly Boris-y. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019849/Morrissey-Norway-Breivik-massacre-compared-McDonalds-KFC.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Anchor’s away

Glenn Beck the American anchor/Is known for his right-leaning rancour/This foam-flecked fart sees/The victims as Nazis/Indubitably he’s a w* * 140-character limit reached – finish the word yourself. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/8660986/Norway-shooting-Glenn-Beck-compares-dead-teenagers-to-Hitler-youth.html

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