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Are you a shoplifter, or are you just pleased to see me?

A well-endowed Stoke-on-Trent shopper,/ Suspected because of his whopper,/ Denied he was stealing,/ And stripped off, revealing/ The bulge in his jeans was his chopper./// Tweet and story (also follow replies and my retweets for translations in French, German and… … Continue reading

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In Deep Doo-doo

A man who climbed into a loo/ Found this was a dumb thing to do/ He got himself trapped/ Where many had crapped/ Thigh-deep in a cauldron of poo./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/norwegian-man-rescued-trapped-inside-toilet-cato-berntsen-larsen-a7212841.html A man who climbed into a looFound this was a … Continue reading

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With God On His Side?

A Right-wing American pastor/ Who blames any natural disaster/ On God hating gays/ Saw flood waters raze/ The house of which he was the master./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-perkins-lgbt_uk_57b57280e4b003ab6d0b53e3 A Right-wing American pastorWho blames any natural disasterOn God hating gaysSaw flood waters razeThe … Continue reading

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Porkemon Goers

Some children out Pokemon-hunting/ Were taken aback on confronting/ A pair getting jiggy,/ Each dressed as a piggy,/ Along with appropriate grunting./// http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/mysterious-swedish-couple-dressed-as-pigs-have-sex-cause-traffic-jam-scare-pokemon-go-hunters–bklU8WLJYwZ Some children out Pokemon-huntingWere taken aback on confrontingA pair getting jiggyEach dressed as a piggyEmitting appropriate grunting — … Continue reading

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