Are you a shoplifter, or are you just pleased to see me?

A well-endowed Stoke-on-Trent shopper,/

Suspected because of his whopper,/

Denied he was stealing,/

And stripped off, revealing/

The bulge in his jeans was his chopper.///

Tweet and story

(also follow replies and my retweets for translations in French, German and… Danish?

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click.!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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