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William the Plonkerer

Posted on July 15, 2018 by

A tapestry telling through pix/ What happened in 1066/ Shows men and their mounts,/ An Oxford don counts,/ With 93 needlework pricks./// A tapestry telling through pixWhat happened in 1066Shows men and their mounts,An Oxford don counts,With 93 needlework pricks.https://t.co/3GVjmmPvzz … Continue reading →

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Massive Cock Up

Posted on November 18, 2017 by

The navy expresses its shock/ That one of its pilots, ad hoc,/ Used vapour to draw/ What those below saw/ Was two giant balls and a cock./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/locals-left-red-faced-after-navy-pilot-draws-obscene-phallic-sky-art-above-town-1647757 The navy expresses its shockThat one of its pilots, ad hoc,Used vapour … Continue reading →

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‘You Won’t Feel a Thing’

Posted on October 23, 2017 by

A man with a very small dick/ Is making the most of his shtick/ By using his penis/ To sell intravenous/ Blood testing as ‘just a small prick’./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/blood-testing-company-hires-man-11368206 A man with a very small dickIs making the most of … Continue reading →

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Anchor Dropped

Posted on August 7, 2017 by

Another presenter at Fox/ May find his career on the rox/ As women attest/ The guy is a pest/ Who messages pictures of cox./// Another presenter at FoxMay find his career on the roxAs women attestThe guy is a pestWho … Continue reading →

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Cock Rock Re-erected

Posted on July 8, 2017 by

A popular Norwegian rock/ That juts like a priapic cock/ Was broken in malice/ But now the proud phallus/ Thrusts out once again from its block./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40540561 A popular Norwegian rockThat juts like a priapic cockWas broken in maliceBut now … Continue reading →

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Dickhead of the Deep

Posted on December 19, 2016 by

A shark on the deep ocean bed/ Had trouble whenever he bred/ The pointy-nosed creature/ Had one special feature/ His penis grew out of his head./// https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/19/mysterious-ghost-shark-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time A shark on the deep ocean bedHad trouble whenever he bredThe pointy-nosed creatureHad … Continue reading →

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Once Bitten, Twice Bitten

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

A very unfortunate man/ Got spider-bites twice on the can/ Both times on his cock/ Which though quite a shock/ Was clearly no flash in the pan./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251 A very unfortunate manGot spider-bites twice on the canBoth times on his … Continue reading →

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A Big Problem

Posted on June 6, 2016 by

A man with a bionic dick/ Said though it’s in excellent nick,/ And eight inches long,/ I find my new dong/ Is unnecessarily thick./// http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625246/Man-44-eight-inch-bionic-penis-fitted-undergoes-op-make-SMALLER-finding-sex-painful.html A man with a bionic dickSaid though it's in excellent nick,And eight inches long,I find … Continue reading →

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Penis Extension

Posted on May 27, 2016 by

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading →

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Knob Robbers

Posted on April 21, 2016 by

The Arcachon mayor has a trick For foiling some vandals who nick A statue’s male part – A state of the art Prosthetic detachable dick. http://www.thelocal.fr/20160419/french-town-gives-castrated-statue-prosthetic-penis The Arcachon mayor has a trickFor foiling some vandals who nickA statue's male part … Continue reading →

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