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Massive Cock Up

The navy expresses its shock/ That one of its pilots, ad hoc,/ Used vapour to draw/ What those below saw/ Was two giant balls and a cock./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/locals-left-red-faced-after-navy-pilot-draws-obscene-phallic-sky-art-above-town-1647757 The navy expresses its shockThat one of its pilots, ad hoc,Used vapour … Continue reading

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A Member of the Royal Family

The BBC said to the Palace/ That airing a shot of a phallus/ On Prince William’s forehead/ Was silly & horrid/ But didn’t intend to show malice. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bbc-apologises-for-broadcasting-picture-of-prince-william-with-penis-drawn-on-his-head-8742180.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/363221092405477376

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Biggus Dickus

In London forensic analysis/  Of old Roman houses and palaces/  Uncovered a horde/  Of carefully stored/  Good luck charms of fists & of phalluses. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/citys-roman-remains-rival-pompeii-experts-marvel-at-treasures-found-in-excavations-for-new-office-block-8566834.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/322002610339082240

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