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Monthly Archives: October 2017
Beef About Burgers
A Google boss getting some grief/ For burger emojis with beef/ On top of the cheese,/ Responded to pleas/ To look at their bun design brief./// https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16569346/burgergate-emoji-google-apple A Google boss getting some griefFor burger emojis with beefOn top of the … Continue reading
Trump gets Muellered
Paul Manafort getting indicted/ Has many Trump-watchers excited/ They cannot but notice/ It’s leaving the POTUS/ Increasingly thickly beshited./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41804740 Paul Manafort getting indictedHas many Trump-watchers excitedThey cannot but noticeIt's leaving the POTUSIncreasingly thickly beshited. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October … Continue reading
Sinister Minister
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Piss Off
A goalie who came from NZ/ To Salford was shown a straight red/ For having a pee;/ “It’s quite clear to me,/ He just had to go”, the ref said./// https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/peed-off-salford-city-goalkeeper-given-red-card-for-urinating-during-national-league-game-a3670556.html A goalie who came from NZTo Salford was shown … Continue reading
Ain’t That a Shame
Farewell to an artist whose name/ Is in rock n roll’s hall of fame/ Who once found a thrill/ On Blueberry Hill/ Fats Domino: Ain’t That a Shame./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13411718 Farewell to an artist whose nameIs in rock n roll's hall … Continue reading
Jared Barred
A Labour MP who offended/ Insists that his ways are now mended/ But whips told O’Mara/ So long, sayonara,/ – You, Jared, are hereby suspended./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41750136 A Labour MP who offendedInsists that his ways are now mendedBut whips told O'MaraSo … Continue reading
‘You Won’t Feel a Thing’
A man with a very small dick/ Is making the most of his shtick/ By using his penis/ To sell intravenous/ Blood testing as ‘just a small prick’./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/blood-testing-company-hires-man-11368206 A man with a very small dickIs making the most of … Continue reading
Polls Apart
The Catalans’ grand referendum/ On powers and how to extendum/ Appeared to annoy/ A chap named Rajoy/ Who’s moving instead to suspendum./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41710873 The Catalans' grand referendumOn powers and how to extendumAppeared to annoyA chap named RajoyWho's moving instead to … Continue reading