Piss Off

A goalie who came from NZ/

To Salford was shown a straight red/

For having a pee;/

“It’s quite clear to me,/

He just had to go”, the ref said.///

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/peed-off-salford-city-goalkeeper-given-red-card-for-urinating-during-national-league-game-a3670556.html

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