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Stream of Complaints

Some people in Paris are dissing/ Urinals erected for pissing/ For while any beau/ Can geau with the fleau,/ For belles, something similar’s missing./// Some people in Paris are dissingUrinals erected for pissingFor while any beauCan geau with the fleau,For … Continue reading

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Piss Off

A goalie who came from NZ/ To Salford was shown a straight red/ For having a pee;/ “It’s quite clear to me,/ He just had to go”, the ref said./// https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/peed-off-salford-city-goalkeeper-given-red-card-for-urinating-during-national-league-game-a3670556.html A goalie who came from NZTo Salford was shown … Continue reading

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Bubble Trouble

A rugby pro playing in Sydney/ Drank urine he made in his kidney/ Got literally pissed/ And so was dismissed/ He cocked up his future there didney. ///http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jun/30/todd-carney-shattered-posting-photo-urinating-mouth https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483914202579755008

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EU-rine Trouble Cameron

Cameron‘s shock intervention/At last week’s big EU convention/May not have been driven/By reasons he’s given/But rather by urine retention. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/shortcuts/2011/dec/12/david-cameron-full-bladder-technique?INTCMP=SRCH

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