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Piss Off

A goalie who came from NZ/ To Salford was shown a straight red/ For having a pee;/ “It’s quite clear to me,/ He just had to go”, the ref said./// https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/peed-off-salford-city-goalkeeper-given-red-card-for-urinating-during-national-league-game-a3670556.html A goalie who came from NZTo Salford was shown … Continue reading

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Key Decision

New Zealand Prime Minister Key/ Amazed people watching TV/ The ponytail-tugger/ Resigned, the old bugger,/ Which analysts didn’t foresee./// http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/opinion/87218934/john-keys-best-and-worst-moments-from-8years-as-prime-minister New Zealand Prime Minister KeyAmazed people watching TVThe ponytail-tuggerResigned, the old bugger,Which analysts didn't foresee. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December … Continue reading

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Tugger Bugger

New Zealand Prime Minister Key/ Has heeded a waitress’s plea/ That ponytail-tugging/ Is terribly bugging/ And weird – something most of us see./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/new-zealand-prime-minister-john-key-apologises-for-pulling-waitresss-hair New Zealand Prime Minister Key Has heeded a waitress's plea That ponytail-tugging Is terribly bugging And weird – something most … Continue reading

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Sail Fail

Some sailors who came from NZ Got beaten altho they once led. The PM said bugger Let’s just stick to rugger, Or race someone easy instead. ///http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/26/us-sailing-americascup-zealand-idUSBRE98P03M20130926 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/383310930987081728

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