Monthly Archives: April 2022

Neil Parish has told his detractors/ He stumbled on scenes in which actors/ Perform to arouse/ While having a browse/ For content relating to tractors./// https://t.co/qwdZWC4D8S

Upstanding MPs have heaped scorn/ On one Tory caught watching porn;/ Till publicly shamed/ He’ll have to be named/ The member for Browsing-on-Horn./// https://t.co/SMzdhYZTh5

A maverick business big hitter/ Is taking control over Twitter;/ They brokered a deal on/ Terms offered by Elon,/ Who wants it more twisted and bitter./// https://t.co/lA9LE8cb2J

Anonymous Tory MPs/ Say Angela’s trying to tease,/ Which seems to reveal/ They simply can’t deal,/ As colleagues, with women with knees.//_ https://t.co/OdHwJRh2Xd

An artist won global regard/ For plaster cast models which starred/ Great figures in rock/ Who gave her their cock,/ Which must have been really quite hard.///

Mark Harper, ex-Tory chief whip,/ Attacked the PM, letting rip,/ As Johnson entreats/ Those scared for their seats/ To hold off abandoning ship.///

At TikTok they banned, for a bit,A farmer whose turnip-based skitLeft vegans on edgeBy saying their vegIs grown using animal shit. https://t.co/SdBVJMF32L

The UK has signed memoranda/ To fly refugees to Rwanda,/ Distracting from stories/ Of law-breaking Tories -/ Expensively bought propaganda./ https://t.co/7cJ3lkg9Yb

Police have belatedly fined/ Two chaps far too wealthy to mind,/ Who broke all the rules/ And took us for fools,/ Yet shockingly haven’t resigned./// https://t.co/G9Rhapth5k

As chargers were hacked to show porn,/ The council was driven to warn/ Those filling with juice/ Against the abuse/ Of gearsticks, and blows on the horn./// https://t.co/6JhyCiyZ0N