Monthly Archives: March 2021

Inspectors found no single copper/ Did anything vaguely improper -/ They got it just right/ In Clapham that night,/ Which feels like a bit of a whopper./// https://t.co/RETUXwGi9R

If ever a ship blocks the Suez/ It’s clear that the right thing to do is/ Get lots of small boats/ And pull till it floats,/ While gasping at how big the queue is*./// https://t.co/lPoL6OOUi3 *Alternative last line: “Then find … Continue reading →

When Boris was mayor, he’d canoodle/ With Jen, who took government boodle,/ But now scorned Arcuri,/ Though lacking in fury,/ Calls Johnson a cowardly noodle./// https://t.co/gHBUFaPx4W

The latest Home Office defence/ Of 80-odd grand of expense/ To Beautiful Brows,/ Which bought, it avows,/ Some PPE, makes little sense./// https://t.co/sAC86hlSzP

In case you should happen to see a/ Road runner-like bird called a rhea/ And ask, at a loss,/ But why Maple Cross?/ We don’t have the faintest idea./// https://t.co/AUceSGGLWb

A milk-wielding Tory waxed drastic,/Bombastic and iconoclastic,/Protesting full throttle,/But though he’s got bottle,/It seems to be made out of plastic./// https://t.co/e0oA8ZhufP

The reason a ship ran aground/ In Suez, observers have found,/ And left others trapped in/ Its wake, was the captain/ Apparently dicking around.//// https://t.co/aQrg9HVf3F

A panda pair put on a date/ Surprisingly manage to mate -/ He overachieves,/ And eats, shoots and leaves/ Not one time this weekend, but eight!/// https://t.co/lGf2CChNYj

There was an old fellow named Dave/ Who lobbied pal Rishi to save/ A bank from collapse,/ Suggesting perhaps/ The rules were a thing one might waive./ https://t.co/IVEqRqwE8i

The Horniman found a crustacean/ It thinks hitched a lift to this nation/ On rocks long ago,/ And went on to show/ Impressively fast procreation./ https://t.co/JfGjz8mRbd