If ever a ship blocks the Suez/
It’s clear that the right thing to do is/
Get lots of small boats/
And pull till it floats,/
While gasping at how big the queue is*.///
*Alternative last line: “Then find somewhere else to do ueys”.
If ever a ship blocks the Suez/
It’s clear that the right thing to do is/
Get lots of small boats/
And pull till it floats,/
While gasping at how big the queue is*.///
*Alternative last line: “Then find somewhere else to do ueys”.