Monthly Archives: January 2022

“Joe’s podcast”, said Neil, “is baloney,/ With stuff about vaccines that’s phony,/ So I’m thinking wotify/ Pull out of Spotify?”/ “Let’s do it, right on!”, agreed Joni./// https://t.co/WaZGqnDtm3

An old man pulled up at the shops/ Had driven untaxed, he told cops,/ His whole life in Nottingham/ With nobody spotting ‘im,/ Unlicensed, with no police stops./// https://t.co/P2S9bWEJ7T

A pal says give Johnson a break,/ His future should not be at stake,/ For this celebration/ Lacked premeditation -/ They ambushed the man with a cake!/// https://t.co/xxHciZ4ik6

When hippos hear songs being sung/ In some unfamiliar tongue/ Then sensing the danger,/ They tackle the stranger/ Arse-on, with a shower of dung./// https://t.co/tObXPVFHJw

A man who severely mishandles/ Continuing Partygate scandals/ Would have cake and eat it,/ But may have to beat it -/ His chances blown out with the candles./// https://t.co/5Xbw7orars

A robotic cleaner of floors/Who wearied of Travelodge chores/Escaped for a spell/And left the hotel/To go and explore the outdoors./// https://t.co/Pmz0yD8XF0

Two men in a post office fled/ When staff wouldn’t pay out, they said,/ The third fellow’s pension,/ The bone of contention/ The fact he appeared to be dead./// https://t.co/MLE8O5QkCi

Farewell to old Meat Loaf, a cat/ Who came out of hell like a bat,/ Who’d do anything/ For love, he would sing,/ But oh no, he wouldn’t do that./// https://t.co/9gakQd9U2n

A pooch who was accident-prone/ Got stuck on a mudflat alone,/ So fearing the worst/ They lured it with wurst/ By giving the doggie a drone./ https://t.co/wn34pq2KNS

As Johnson took blow after blow,/ His poll ratings dreadfully low,/ And cried “Heaven save us!”/ Up popped David Davis/ To say: “In the name of God, go!”/// https://t.co/tgwjgC9IgZ